Mr. Bitch

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

I definitely gotta go to dreamcon next year. IF I DONT DO NOTHING ELSE I GOTTA GO TO DREAM CON.

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

As an adult, not giving a fuck about things that don’t concern you is the best thing you can do lol

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

It’s been over 5 years since my grandma left and I still be crying like she died TODAY 😭.

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

Everything may look ok but I really need some hibachi rn 😭

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

Oh nun, just a lil drunk. Finna text my friends and let them know how much I love them

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

I love having friends and co workers that are older than me cause they ain’t gone play bout you lol

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

Me when I’m having a threesome

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

Is it true 🤔

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

Idk what’s in the air but I’ve been craving a good cry lately. My eyes start watering over the smallest things.

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

@troubleladyyyy Like fr lol. Happy drunk be the best drunk. And they wonder why they have hangovers

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

Idk why people get violent when they get drunk. I been happy and friendly af. I love everybody.

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

The other night a nigga I ain’t fucked in 5+ years fucked me through the mattress for the first time since the last time and I must say. It’s still 🔥

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

Niggas be so freaky man lol

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

I just want all my cousins to know that I love them so much. Their tempers worse than mine but I’ll crash out about all of em fr.

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

Summer made a hit with Baller. Shoutout to Glo, Monaleo, & Sexyy

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

Can’t lie. I wish I was S****** D*** right now 🥴

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

I’ll never forget when Steve lacy called me a fat ass Kelly price on this here app.

[SUMMER WALKER @IAMSUMMERWALKER]

FINALLY OVER IT IS HERE 🤍

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

IT’S TIME

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

Getting drunk with yo favorite nigga be so 💞🥳🫶🏿😮‍💨😻

[Mr. Bitch @blondedglory]

I miss my dread head