jessye lane

in with the new type shit

[☽N / 666⛧ @day_star6]

why is honesty so hard for some of yall, fr

[jessye lane @blondedipshit]

@drglrd666 I am thinking about visiting there to check it out. I’d love nothing more than to be out of this nasty ass place

[jessye lane @blondedipshit]

@ChrisKlemens I realized I didn’t give you any context but omfg James lookin’ thru Billie’s DM’s and mentions you!!!! Omfg

[jessye lane @blondedipshit]

@realtomcruisee down to vers vamp/princess witchu

[☆ @frostedchalamet]

this has to be the funniest thing on emma chamberlain’s met gala interviews

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

You don’t like cargo shorts? Let me check my 46 pockets for a fuck to give

[Will Shipman @willshipman]

Moving is so embarrassing. Like why is your tv on the sidewalk

[jessye lane @blondedipshit]

@Imspicer If it’s bunch-a-crunch, then *maybe*

[jessye lane @blondedipshit]

I always come back to twitter after a few months and feel sorry for myself for missing out on all of this fuckery. Y’all are unhinged

[jessye lane @blondedipshit]

Mf dead

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

if ur alarm is “by the seaside” you are one unserious mf 😭

[jessye lane @blondedipshit]

@Imspicer Sir why are you the one afraid, they are the ones getting beheaded

[jessye lane @blondedipshit]

@Imspicer

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

if you win 100,000 tickets at chuck e. cheese, they let you behead one of the animatronics

[Carrie Courogen @carriecourogen]

A lot of great films nominated this year but this is the real best picture winner

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

A hot guy at my job asked me if I had any plans and I told him 15 because I thought he said plants

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

i’m johnny knoxville and this is tapering off my meds without the guidance of a medical professional