eric

[eric @blondedmoose]

wienerschnitzel is a gem

[eric @blondedmoose]

second mouse gets the cheese

[eric @blondedmoose]

@RealSkipBayless skip you done said a lot of outrageous things in the past but this…

[eric @blondedmoose]

girls that drink beer are elite

[eric @blondedmoose]

alexa demie in euphoria

[eric @blondedmoose]

5’6” by chance
short king by choice

[eric @blondedmoose]

every second counts

[eric @blondedmoose]

i don’t ask for much , just a lock of your hair & a vial of your blood

[eric @blondedmoose]

drake is my spirit animal

[eric @blondedmoose]

drunk cigarettes is a love language

[eric @blondedmoose]

thank you jesus for everyday

[eric @blondedmoose]

look between j & l on your keyboard
look between t & u on your keyboard
look between a & d on your keyboard

[eric @blondedmoose]

doordashers be having the worse fits

[eric @blondedmoose]

i wonder what albert einstein’s drink of choice was

[eric @blondedmoose]

if i was homeless and you couldn’t give me a dollar i would assume you’re broke

[eric @blondedmoose]

@yoslqtt bo2

[eric @blondedmoose]

@JaydisHIM erwin

[eric @blondedmoose]

@WWE logan paul

[eric @blondedmoose]

the smiths are lovely

[eric @blondedmoose]

shannon sharpe leaving undisputed is heartbreaking

[eric @blondedmoose]

i wish clothing stores had
self-checkout