Savanna

born to lose. always soft. adam sandler fan account.

[ravn @mfnravn]

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

[Savanna @blondeghostttt]

Things I can do while my man plays 1 round of golf:

1. 45 minute Pilates class
2. 1 hour hot girl walk
3. Make lunch
4. Do my own full set

[• @yducknow]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[Savanna @blondeghostttt]

The women yearn for saxophones in music

[SZA @sza]

@NICKIMINAJ I don’t give a fuck bout none of that weird shit you popping .

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio and then call people slurs on the internet

[Savanna @blondeghostttt]

What an awful take lmfao weirdo

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

1.) she is ordered out of her car
2.) she refuses
3.) she backs up
4.) she drives forward into an ice agent
5.) ice agent pulls out gun only when she starts moving forward INTO HIS BODY
6.) self defense
7.) case closed

[Savanna @blondeghostttt]

Everyone is circling back

[Savanna @blondeghostttt]

In order to make my 2026 rebrand successful I will be adding an extra 4 hours to each day

[Savanna @blondeghostttt]

I <3 rich Christmas hauls on tik tok

[Savanna @blondeghostttt]

2 martinis in can’t believe everyone is posting instagram stories for me

[Savanna @blondeghostttt]

Spoke up at the nail salon today

[Savanna @blondeghostttt]

Turned $100 to $400 on a Wednesday night #slay #casino

[Savanna @blondeghostttt]

I get to go to bed with shaved legs and clean sheets can I get a hell yeah

[(null) @aaestheticbrain]

monday tomorrow

[We told you So @terri4436166795]

You’re a lot closer to needing SNAP benefits than you are to becoming a billionaire
Remember that
#snap

[Savanna @blondeghostttt]

My forever buddy 🤍

[Savanna @blondeghostttt]

I have to do everything I did at work today for another 30 years.

[Savanna @blondeghostttt]

Almost a hole in one, guess I’ll just tap it in 🙄

[Savanna @blondeghostttt]

I still ball