Alison Fifer

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Alison Fifer @blondentourage]

@maddox001 She ripped off AC/DC by swinging in on that wrecking ball!

[Alison Fifer @blondentourage]

Ouch!!! That was awkward for Kat. I hope she gets a pity rose.🌹#bachelor

[Alison Fifer @blondentourage]

The final 3 will end up on "Don't You Know Who I Think I am Rehab" next year! #bachelor

[Alison Fifer @blondentourage]

Ok! Why is that chick crying already on the Bachelor?! She doesn't even know the guy! No Rose For You!!!🌹#TheBachelor

[Alison Fifer @blondentourage]

YES!!! My lump of coal turned into a pink diamond necklace! It pays to be naughty at Christmas!

[Alison Fifer @blondentourage]

I can't help it!I laugh when I hear the Viagra commercial the warning about seeking medical attention for a boner lasting more than 4 hours!

[Alison Fifer @blondentourage]

Oh man! Holiday Chaos next Thursday. I'm going to put my meds in a Pez dispenser!

[Joan Rivers @Joan_Rivers]

Pauly D got a Las Vegas Hooters waitress pregnant. He’ll need to pay child support in singles and fives.

[Charlie Sheen @charliesheen]

happy Bday Brooke
when you're done sucking off the parking lot at
Home Depot
why don't ya 'blow'
out this candle.
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http://t.co/sw1K4LI7BS

[Alison Fifer @blondentourage]

Football is on.... I could not help but laugh, the announcer said"The Cowboys are all over the tight end!". Is it me or does that sound gay?

[Alison Fifer @blondentourage]

Tonight was a blast! Out with Joel(My❤️)! And Rob from Uk🇬🇧! Dantana's, Troubadour, Rainbow!

[Alison Fifer @blondentourage]

Oh yeah! My Los Angeles Kings kicked the Ducks in the tail again tonight! I hate the Ducks! Go Kings!!!

[Alison Fifer @blondentourage]

What a long, but good day. Tutored 6 kids over 8 hours, came home, did more work, and I love what I do,but why the fuck am I still awake!!!

[Alison Fifer @blondentourage]

Until my car is done, this clown car is my rental! It needs a license plate that says DONTLAF.

[Alison Fifer @blondentourage]

It's amazing what my body shop did with my smashed up car! Can't wait to get it back!

[Lisa Lampanelli @LisaLampanelli]

Dealer claims Lamar Odom spent $50k on coke in 3 years. That white stuff will ruin your life. And by "white stuff," I mean The Kardashians.

[Alison Fifer @blondentourage]

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[Alison Fifer @blondentourage]

Busy summer! Just back from London,Luv it there🇬🇧! Paris on the other hand... Sucks! Thank god we only spent 12 hours there.

[Alison Fifer @blondentourage]

True Blood Fang Bangers!