Lucas Valleau

Death is certain, life is not US Navy Currently in Sasebo, Japan 🇯🇵 🇹🇭 🇵🇭 🇦🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇸

[Lucas Valleau @blondesailor98]

@surprise_snacks I’ll take any extras

[Lucas Valleau @blondesailor98]

*life in the military*
Friend: yo ask her out
Me: she’s engaged
Friend: ok sooo?
Me: 🤦‍♂️

[Jacob King @King_Jacob98]

If you're struggling with mental health and you feel like you're on the edge please reach out. You have friends and family who care for and love you. Please dont feel like you need to end your life to be happy, reach out and talk to someone.

[Lucas Valleau @blondesailor98]

*extra spicy

[samantha @milkygoddess]

four loko is just spicy capri sun

[Lucas Valleau @blondesailor98]

@kayleeeukulele You good? What happened

[Lucas Valleau @blondesailor98]

Totaling my BMW because I was speeding was the best thing I’ve ever done tbh 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Lucas Valleau @blondesailor98]

@fuckbays People spend money on fork knife?

[Lucas Valleau @blondesailor98]

@surprise_snacks Why don’t you return my texts? FRIENDSHIP CANCELLED

[Lucas Valleau @blondesailor98]

@kayleeeukulele Always

[Lucas Valleau @blondesailor98]

Me: “hey Davis”
Davis (who’s first name is Brittany): “it’s Brittany bitch”
@surprise_snacks

[j @jjjjulie_]

getting my nipples pierced was the best decision I’ve ever made

[foxxy @fuckbays]

Stay woke, stay hydrated

[Lucas Valleau @blondesailor98]

@surprise_snacks @Ginger695 DaddyF, daddy forever 💁‍♂️

[Lucas Valleau @blondesailor98]

@surprise_snacks @Ginger695 *daddyF

[Lucas Valleau @blondesailor98]

@surprise_snacks @Ginger695 You mean daddyC

[Lucas Valleau @blondesailor98]

@surprise_snacks Fuck them, who was it

[Lucas Valleau @blondesailor98]

@GabsCarioscia

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

#BeatLA

[Lucas Valleau @blondesailor98]

@fuckbays Send me a link

[Lucas Valleau @blondesailor98]

What even happened

[foxxy @fuckbays]

I don’t understand the Gillette outrage. Men are fucking stupid.