The Blonde Sasshole

• wife, mommy, dog mama, bookworm

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@Chai_DogMom I swear I got at least 10 from cozy earth. I had to unsubscribe

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Kacie on LIB is the cringiest person of all time.

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I hope Taylor has to pay Jax royalties on the beginning of Actually Romantic since it’s the same exact intro just a different instrument. Taylor did it to Olivia Rodrigo for sounding similar to her so I hope she doesn’t get away with it.

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@SweeetTails @MonsterEnergy @MonsterGaming 💚💚💚💚💚

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RT @SweeetTails: WE ARE NOW SPONSORED BY @MonsterEnergy!! Like seriously???? AHHHHHHH!! I am so proud amd excited to be a part of the Monst…

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Sometimes I wish I had the power to fire clients bc this one would be so far gone

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The most exciting part about being done pumping is having pepto and cbd again. It’s been a loooong two years

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Has anyone used period underwear like Knix? What do you think of them? Do they work? Do they smell? Tampons are making me sooo crampy since having the baby

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And how ironic his family members found him

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I’m sorry how did Brian end up TOTALLY decomposed down to the bone?

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I emailed my assistant and copied the other AM on our team saying she could pull something directly from the site instead of emailing for it. I get an email back saying you can’t. Well, I just did it.. so I’m fairly certain YOU CAN

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I’m truly at my wits end with the people I work with. Between acting like I don’t exist and arguing with me about everything and being incompetent I just can’t take it.

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@emilykmay This is a trick they teach you if you’re pear shaped so you don’t cut yourself off below the waist so much.. I’ll never stop 😂

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my house is a disaster. Yep, that’s probably it.

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Why am I so anxious?

My hormones are running wild, I haven’t had enough water, even half caff coffee is too much for me, I have to worry about my kid getting autism if I vaccinate him or dying from the measles and not being allowed in school if I don’t, I’m broke as hell and

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Joeys voice on love is blind is driving me crazy

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@Writing0n I’m here!

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Do any other 30 something’s feel super disrespected by young 20 something’s in the workplace? Or is it not a universal experience?

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Just came back from my lunch break to all but one of my emails missing. When I search for them it says operation failed. I give up.

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Does anyone have advice on having a shitty assistant? Management and other team members don’t seem to mind spelling everything out and basically doing the work for her. she’s been there 3 years and should be able to take initiative by now.