Blond Garrus Vakarian

Former C-Sec agent. Served in the Turian military. Stop asking why I look different no I don’t.

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

I have just been informed my attorney has changed his bias to that jarred THING. I am beyond hurt and betrayed. Applications for a new lawyer are opening tomorrow.

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

@mortalitesi No.

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

Not my fault if all this greatness gets in your way. Try to keep up.

[The Shadow Woker @TheShadow_Woker]

Me when Garrus’s big fat head blocks my shot during a fight

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

@TheShadow_Woker No no NO NOOOO!

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

@TheShadow_Woker YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT MAN.

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

It was never a phase.

[LIBRA @yalldkjay]

yall had your blonde hair phase yet?

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

@TheShadow_Woker

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

We’re all born naked and the rest is turian.

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

We’re all born naked and the rest is crab

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

@gems_bokk Hm. Sounds like a good idea.

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

Trimmed a little off the top today.

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

@gems_bokk What, you don’t like it Gems?

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

@TheShadow_Woker I’ll be there.

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

@Jimbo_The_fish2 Ok… If you say so.

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

@TheShadow_Woker Hmmm, I hadn’t thought of that. I don’t have one, what now?

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

Hmm. Maybe I would look more impressive with… an addition.

[sceebe dee FIRST TIME DRAGON AGER @sceebedee]

they asked garrus to participate in the winter olympics but he heard he had to participate in the winter moglympics

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

@Jimbo_The_fish2 You don’t seem to enthused?

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

@dailyvakarian Thank you, I do indeed.

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

@onedcdame Mm. I’ll take that into account next time, don’t want to do that.

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

@DeltaDawnreal I’m not a mirror, Chambers. Talk to the claws.

[Blond Garrus Vakarian @blondgarrus]

@GarrusInAJar How would you know? Jarred imbecile.