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[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

I never dodged reading out loud in class. I was praying the teacher would pick the longest paragraph so I could show off my vocabulary and pronunciation. 😭😭

[blongie @blongiie]

@everything_ifx im kinda a mix between yellow and purple. im really tall so i usually just push people into my chest but when they're of equal size i go low

[WallStreetBots @WallStreetB0Ts]

the future of robotics is adorable

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[blongie @blongiie]

@bunch_of_jeremy PLEEEAASE. let me know where you got your shirt. it's wonderful.

[blongie @blongiie]

@Mangaic2 dusty

[blongie @blongiie]

@Mangaic2 strong

[blongie @blongiie]

@R3TR0R3V0LUT10N 10D

[blongie @blongiie]

@_Chloe_Vtuber go beyond plus ultra

[Toph @tophtwts]

This might genuinely be the smartest move ever made by an anime character

[blongie @blongiie]

@sagespells to be alone. like forever.

[blongie @blongiie]

(sorry i forget what he called it)?!?! HE'S SO STUPID!". first: why tf would i know? i don't watch football? second: that was very unnecessary. and he wonders why i don't spend all of my free time talking and hanging out with him.🤦‍♀️����‍♀️

[blongie @blongiie]

why are men so emotional??😭😭
my dad is watching a football game, and like the great daughter i am, i go downstairs to help him unload groceries since he just got back from the store. i start unloading the food and ask him where i should put something, and he so patiently ⬇️

[blongie @blongiie]

responds: "IM WATCHING THE GAME. BE QUIET DAMNIT!". like okay diva sorry for so rudely interrupting your time to watch your show. i sincerely apologize. and so i continue to just put things away and someone gets tackled so he turns back to me and asks ME "WHY WOULD HE NOT _______

[柄人 @garando_de_su]

いじめ

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

yo queriendo deprimirme en el bus pero la calle llena de pozos me quita aura al golpearme la cabeza

[𝓐. @ilyliyx]

THIS IS TAKING ME OUT 😭

[blongie @blongiie]

@squeakyluf i love you so much🥹🥹💗💗

[੭୧ .ᅠCLUSTERHUGᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @W1REHEART]

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[blongie @blongiie]

@frieren_babe minion