The Blind Onion

Satirical headlines on the current and chronic blind experience. Humor for, by, and about the blind. Don't just follow us - follow us blindly!

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Sighted blindness professional has no blind friends, but asserts that blindfolded sighted friends are just as good

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Sighted spouse traveling solo forgot to schedule for security

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Study shows blind dads just as not funny as sighted dads

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Apple introduces new Auto Incorrect feature for iOS dictation

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Realizing that the name changes aren’t enough, access tech company decides to disguise its voice as well

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AIRA reveals pricing strategy borrowed from crack dealers

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Accessible voting machine works flawlessly; accessible poll workers not so much

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Sighted cuties shown to be objectively less annoying

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Accomplished blind traveler reveals keys to success — prayer and step counting

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Blind organization sues funhouse over inaccessible Halloween scariness

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From the Archives: Blind drunk offended by use of the term blind drunk

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Millennial UEB advocates claim code is unambiguous AF

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Fancy AI app functions best as hand warmer

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From the Archives: Self-hating blind person becomes rehabilitation councilor

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Financially strapped blindness organization just happens to choose wealthy tech giant for Accessibility award

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Aspiring blind firefighter focuses on chili-making skills

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Blindness agency opens sheltered workshop for Quorum coders

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Access tech company operates at the intersection of Bullshit and Fraud

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Self-respecting blind guy becomes hapless face feeler when drunk