Cal

meet your heroes, never kill your darlings
he/him

[Cal @blooblee1]

My greatest fear is having a neighbor knock on my door and ask me to turn down the soundtrack to Koyaanisqatsi

[Cal @blooblee1]

I just know Jackie Chan could do something great with one of these

[Cal @blooblee1]

@DylanTeague the first one is blowing my mind a little bit. it feels like a very loose, sketchy style, but every line is reinforcing the shape and form

[Cal @blooblee1]

@OminousBlade965 @PlayStation its insomniac so the cutscene probably just pauses until you press the buttons

[Cal @blooblee1]

@GlebMelnikov8 I'd have to assume it's Mr Freeze

[Cal @blooblee1]

I'd be a really good actor because I'm already constantly thinking "why would I say that"

[Cal @blooblee1]

@M_Sawce and in the 90s you could get the guy who shot Army of Darkness to shoot some weird live-action anime sci-fi movie with Keanu Reeves

[Cal @blooblee1]

odysseus

[peter lane @peterlanee]

I’m still thinking about these

[Cal @blooblee1]

I accidentally squeezed a fart out of her when I picked her up yesterday and it was rancid

[Cal @blooblee1]

@LappieM There's a big difference between reading English literature and learning about English literature. If it's a university course, it would be wild to leave out works that were not written in English but were hugely influential

[Cal @blooblee1]

if cats could write books this would be her author photo

[Cal @blooblee1]

Imagine you work at a company called Smorgas and someone's like "I've gotta take this up with the board"

[Cal @blooblee1]

@ClamRespector @FlintDibble the tweet implies that finding the city itself is what disproved some sort of scholarly consensus. it's very reasonable to point out that consensus was on Troy being real to counter the idea that finding the site was revelatory

[Cal @blooblee1]

@rocco_botte reminds me of the Music Box theatre in Chicago

[Cal @blooblee1]

@Srirachachau heck, I learned it from a King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard song

[Cal @blooblee1]

What's crazy about the metra is that the dedicated page for service alerts always has less info than the service alerts section of the train schedule page

[Cal @blooblee1]

@alecrobbins did my first the other day, how do you apply the tiny little stickers?

[Cal @blooblee1]

Alfred Hitchcock with a fitbit: "Only 39?"