Making Fall Happen

Most pronouns acceptable. | “If Tolstoy wrote anime”

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

My time has come

[mandy! @still___mandy]

we need a disney princess who is 26 years old and has rheumatoid arthritis

[mandy! @still___mandy]

we need a disney princess who is 26 years old and has rheumatoid arthritis

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

*line

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

In line before dawn at the DMV so that I can schedule a walk-in appointment before March. I’m 12th in pine. We live in a functioning society.

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

*gift
HECK

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

Look at my best friend correctly appreciating a goft @saycaracara

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

I’ve never seen this woman in my life

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

My brother: I had a professor whose field of study was “ancient German Lesbian novels”—
Me: Life goals!
Sean: —which I knew you would appreciate.

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

@dogxmom I’ll take care of it, give me a week

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

Here’s what I’m doing between breaks to lie down and let my oxygen levels return to normal: https://t.co/kE529gE9OZ #everynamecounts

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

I have COVID and have been in quarantine since Thursday. My immediate family all tested negative.

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

@kitschysweater There was a barrier between me and my jalapeños and you struck it down

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

@kitschysweater I USED YOUR SPOON TRICK YESTERDAY YOU ARE A LIFESAVER

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

@DParson252 Did you go viral? I saw you on my shame account and was very startled

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

Me: In the Sims 4, your pets can invite other people and animals over to hang out. You know. Their friends.
Joe: Who do you think Bernie would invite over?
Me: ...
Me: @rozefromthedead

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

@rozefromthedead Just thinking about how 2 years ago today I woke up to Masha in bed with me and when she saw I was awake she lay on my chest and purred.

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

.@rozefromthedead Cara is visiting your friend Bernie

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

My dog died.
I’m gonna be quiet for a while.

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

Car’s overheating

[Making Fall Happen @bloodbuzztx]

Brb making life choices based on the Frozen soundtrack again