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former court jester for Naheed Nenshi.

[‎lina @G0THAMVENGEANCE]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[anton @bloodmaster46]

@NHLFlames #Flames1stGoal Ryan Lomberg

[anton @bloodmaster46]

I'd probably jerk it one last time

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

You're an astronaut & this happens... what do you do?

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

You're an astronaut & this happens... what do you do?

[Russ @russell__yup]

Just picked this up at a garage sale down the street

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

This is my favorite news story this year

[cm @cmcalgary]

Anti-trans legislation doesn't help Albertans. It won't bring down the cost of groceries, utilities or help your family in any measurable way. Making things worse for other people does not improve your life. It doesn't help pay the bills, reduce taxes or save $$

#abpoli #Alberta

[anton @bloodmaster46]

Next prank he should kiss those guys really hard on the mouth

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A hairdresser in Barcelona made his customers wear Real Madrid jersey aprons. 😂

This kind of harmless humor is always good, we need to laugh.

[trevy @chillextremist]

My name jeff lol

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

feeding someone else’s kid 800 calorie costco cookies every day so you can get on tv and become a pro wrestler is a joke that a mean european would make up about americans but it’s actually happening

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

"I made fun of everyone" generally means four different kinds of not-white people and women.

[anton @bloodmaster46]

Wicked writing! Really revolutionary stuff! This guys almost 40!

[Acyn @Acyn]

“There’s a lot going on. I don’t know if you know this but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico”

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Not even Tony Hinchcliffe’s squad of writers could come up with something funnier than him losing the election for Trump

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever

[anton @bloodmaster46]

@birrion @plsnoratiodemi Yeah yeah just put the fries in the bag bro

[anton @bloodmaster46]

Gonna show this to my boss after he catches me pissing in the break room sink AGAIN

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

no bad time to remember that as an adult you can’t actually be in trouble with another adult. they can be annoyed at you, misunderstand you, dislike your choices, dislike *you*- but you’re not in trouble! because you can’t be!