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bada mushkil kaam hai ye likhna

[ऋषभ @bloodtypelegend]

Tell me a better pickup line than this and I'll wait...

[Nat Geo India @NatGeoIndia]

Pictured here is a Bengal Tiger in Corbett National Park. 🐅
#Repost from @4parth
#natgeoindia

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People don't get that "me clubbing isliye nhi jaata kyunki I can't afford it" not because "mera mann nhi krta jaane ka and it's too crowded and all" 😆

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@chitryamanya @NischalShetty Bitcoin, Doge, Ethereum.

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@theofficialmavi Baal lambe krne se

[ऋषभ @bloodtypelegend]

#NewProfilePic

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Is it just me or high scale music gives goosebumps to y'all too?

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Girls on tinder be like -"hmu on insta" and then never reply.

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Imagine we are waiting for 2021 and all of sudden comes 2020 pro.

[ऋषभ @bloodtypelegend]

According to desi families 'Milk' can prevent every white thing in our body doesn't matter if it is our sperm or bones🤷‍♂️

[ऋषभ @bloodtypelegend]

Counselor:- How much positive are you towards life?
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Me:- "Gandi shakal hone ke bawajood bhi Tinder pe account bna rkha hai"

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Finally completed Mirzapur Season 2
Not here to give any spoilers but Season 3 kab aa rha hai @PrimeVideo? Ese suspence me kon chodta hai?

[ऋषभ @bloodtypelegend]

India me esse logo ke pass bhi license hai jinko ye tak nhi pta ki "High Beam" (Light) ka ky kaam hota hai gaadi me.
#ministryoftransportindia #stupiddrivers

[Arvind Kejriwal @ArvindKejriwal]

On this International Day of the Girl Child, let's pledge to provide our girls a world which is safe, equal, progressive and full of opportunities. #DayOfTheGirl

[ऋषभ @bloodtypelegend]

Please bring the champions league T20 back.
#BCCI #ICC #Cricketaustralia #CricketSouthAfrica #championsleaguet20

[ऋषभ @bloodtypelegend]

If she too smokes weed doesn't mean she'll get laid with you.

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@BitchMastaani

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@Weirdoo1997 What do you actually mean? when you say "bang" 😂

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@MomoNchutney @babayaan_