JOHNNY’S CERTIFIED HOE

29. My twt is used for fandom purposes only NSFW 18+. Shawol since 2011. Judaism, MARVEL IS LIFE. Hendery's babymama, CL=QUEEN ALPHA🍒🍒

[JOHNNY’S CERTIFIED HOE @bloomedrose]

I remember when Johfam used to be the horniest mfs on this app

[🇨🇦 @mrkkitten]

mark DONT take it out❤️🙏

[까마귀 🐦‍⬛♦️ @retrotesque]

kibum is going to taemin's concert as well!

🦊ofc i have to go to my baby's concert~ that's why i purposely avoiding spoilers

😭😭😭

[JOHNNY’S CERTIFIED HOE @bloomedrose]

EVERYONE!!! I passed my state licensing exam 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[&kait ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @greenteayaku1t]

i need this man oiled up in my bed TONIGHt

[Igloo🧊 @Josa837093208]

Tried to finish my work quickly to impress my boss and he just gave me even more work to do

[JOHNNY’S CERTIFIED HOE @bloomedrose]

Thought it was def Taeyong at first, the movements and lip pucker, Taeyong literally carried him for 9 months

[︎fia ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @nahyckies]

he kinda looks like jaeyong love child

[JOHNNY’S CERTIFIED HOE @bloomedrose]

All the rookies, trainees and male idols are technically male fans though

[𝔰𝔬𝔣𝔱 𝔳𝔦𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔢 @EvilTM_]

i hope yall realize that taemin never had a huge male fanbase in south korea because of homophobia. They think he is too feminine, too unconventional. Thats the reason he is always happy when he see men who accept his artistry ! Taemin never changed his art to please korean men

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

Been saying this Miami boring, Las Vegas smells like cigarettes, Los Angeles is crumbling. All we got is Mamdanistan and Atlanta left

[JOHNNY’S CERTIFIED HOE @bloomedrose]

I’d do anything he tells me

[🧸(yoon) @suhpremacistJ]

HE IS SO HANDSOME

[JOHNNY’S CERTIFIED HOE @bloomedrose]

The best thing about blonde Haechan, is that his look is going viral and I’m sure Mark has seen clips of him by now

[andy #TASTE @bbhyuck29]

Blonde Haechan is the most effective propaganda they could use to manipulate me …..

[JOHNNY’S CERTIFIED HOE @bloomedrose]

Tried to put on false lashes last night for the first time in awhile. And I took them shits off bcus I looked like Snuffy

[JOHNNY’S CERTIFIED HOE @bloomedrose]

@mizaxem Home

[JOHNNY’S CERTIFIED HOE @bloomedrose]

FUCKK ALL OF YALLLLLLL UGGGHHHHH

[haylee ⠕ @hae1ee]

I have never had such a full body reaction to a video before

[𝑠𝑢𝑛('𝑠) 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 @bear_haechi]

de arriba, de abajo, de costado, en cuatro, misionero, 69, parada, sentada, arrodillada, contra la pared, contra el suelo, en la ducha, en la cama, en la mesa, en el sofá, con protección, sin protección, romántico, sucio, duro, lento

[irene 🧸 #TASTE @hyckcentric]

Do you know how much sex appeal you have to have to make the whole internet go insane over you just bleaching your hair

[Lorena Bobbitt 🔪 @aaokay_]

being my own sugar daddy is exhausting

[JOHNNY’S CERTIFIED HOE @bloomedrose]

@amanlexidor I was balling til a nigga totaled my car. Now I got a new car note and higher car insurance premium 😭😭😭

[JOHNNY’S CERTIFIED HOE @bloomedrose]

And still financially unstable

[444 @amanlexidor]

You started that job to be financially stable and look at you now…..mentally unstable

[JOHNNY’S CERTIFIED HOE @bloomedrose]

“wakey wakey is good”

[acheron 👀¹²⁷ @rip_acheron]

@bloomedrose wakey wakey is good

[JOHNNY’S CERTIFIED HOE @bloomedrose]

He needs his ass ate from the front

[haylee ⠕ @hae1ee]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Haechan is one of the only idols I know that can pull off colored contacts so well 😭