@lolcow_wizard@Jacques_Jammy His hair is so greasy even after he forcibly puts it behind his ear, it pops back in place. He hasn't showered in at least 4 months
@Beefsteaktartar@P3RF3CT_0dd1ty@NovineLeaks@TheBuzinFaker@NovaAnonDeets He can't even stand for 15 minutes before his legs start turning 50 shades of purple. Remember the Dave & Busters outing with his ex-IRL friend? He even said Nova wasn't even bothered about it one bit. That should tell you he doesn't care about taking care of himself.
@NovineLeaks@nova_gage51239 An online relationship is not a real relationship. At least not for Gabriel Gage because once his "gf" sees his face and understands what he's really like, they'll run for the hills.
@NovineLeaks@lowlifesp1d3r Offf course he did because there ain't a thought in that head, nor any original ideas. π«ͺπ«ͺπ«ͺYet he plays it off like he came up with it all by himself. NOVA, YOU'RE A PHONEY