Why do old people love apple watches? What do they do on them? Countdown the doom clock in expressive fonts? Track the steady decline in their steps year to year?
The future leaders in global business come to me with a child’s understanding of English, dressed in sweatpants and slip on shoes, bathing in the static of a phone call where neither participant is talking
Don’t mind me, the curious fool…ah yes, your jacket goes on this rack sir….no I’ve never heard of her, never once, but if I had, would she light up the Jül?
One sign that posting is the truest artform is that no one in a happy relationship can post. People in happy marriages can write great novels, make great movies, even great albums every once in a while. But if you are happily in love, your posts will be bad, and everyone will see