mikey

never knows best

[katy カシア @marinssangel]

When you get suicidal drunk instead of funny goofy drunk

[mikey @bloomilktea]

local Man kills latent emotional instability and suicidal ideation with m ozzarella sticks

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i’m bringing back being so horny that you throw pebbles at her bedroom window

[DailyMantle @DailyMantle3]

"The manul gem mines have increased with 12% efficiency, amazing work"
"im tired mister manul"
"......."
"please......"

[mikey @bloomilktea]

This dude I know used to make a big ass like fucking cauldron of mac and cheese and the cat would get in the pot and then walk around and get cheese everywhere. It was sinister.

[mikey @bloomilktea]

I've struck a deal with the local gnome population to sell their baked goods on etsy

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

I'm so horny I just went for a walk

[mikey @bloomilktea]

convoking a handpicked council of woodland creatures, perhaps even an owl

[tori @fakeplasticbone]

*getting tickled* okay bro stop lest the monster comes forth

[soup @soupy1122]

just Sittin here playin wit my toes

[mikey @bloomilktea]

@oatmilkistrash 100% winrate over 42 games of skilled sniper viktor

[𝖺 @r5nv_]

"how you feeling?" idk im ignoring it

[miss misery @BACKSEATGlRL]

I Keep forgetting i have GOT to kill Myself

[mikey @bloomilktea]

chicago, I am inside you

[mikey @bloomilktea]

I miss modern baseball

[misa! @misak1nz]

texting back fast because i enjoy talking to you + you are my favorite person

[z @z4pych4n]

beer is proof that God loves us

[mikey @bloomilktea]

I bought a ticket to see Brand New ✅