Mike Codge

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

Happy father's day #fathersday

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

@ConnorArmstrong Any fucker throwing beer needs to have £200 taken from them and put behind the bar for proper drinkers. Turfed out in to street
They should be then banned from all pubs nationwide.

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

Gwan lad 💪

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Just a man with his ego

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

@t_Pimpbot @ianmiles Allo allo, What's all this about?

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

@MancPictures Was in a cell at Salford Crescent. Thought they might have just let me out without a charge sheet, unfortunately they still had time to process it. Got out in time to see the Gazza goal v Scotland though

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

@suespeaksup Could eat an apple through a letterbox that one

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

And people ask me why I think politicians are wankers...

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Every single person who still cringes at the memory of trying to bullshit their way through an interview or exam question: today, the slate is wiped clean. Set down your burden of shame. Nothing - nothing, I say - could touch this.

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

@BBCSport Fucking smart,well done

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

And another, never a red #mexrsa

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

Never a red #mexrsa

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

@johnstafford72 Happy anniversary to you both pal

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

"Gentleman"? Are you mad? Chief constable of PSNI obviously got his DEI memo #belfast

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

I'd be throwing a sicky today if I was a copper in #Belfast

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

@triffic_stuff_ Dangerous bastard him

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

@PaulHeatonSolo @prodnose 99p a packet, wouldn't mind being a quid you in the bank!

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

This Rozicki is a mad bastard. Eating punches for fun #billamsmith

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

@dan_2H Might just be me getting old but bit weird to grab a random gay bloke and ask him if wants a cuppa.

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

@Banksycat There is no bigger twat in politics than Lammy. And by the fuck, he's got some outstanding competition for that title. Absolutely would not tire of slapping his fat chops

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

These young uns are fucked. Just let on to a lad at work "How's tricks?"
Blank look, had to explain what I meant. Saw 2 more young uns and asked them if they knew what I meant. Neither had a clue. #GenZ

[Mike Codge @bloomooner]

@lucymarionbrown 2 minutes of absolute waffle. That last guy may as well have been speaking a foreign language.