Tell me I’m Okay

like a finsta but for Twitter because i think i’m hilarious but also I’d like to be able to deny this is me, ya know?

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

Ladies with the chronic UTI’s throw ya damn hands up 🙌🏽

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

@dieworkwear Did they really sell these? 😱🤯Or were they used for visual merchandising?

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

@BrandonStraka @Uber I’m sorry you missed your flight. Missing a flight is such a shitty feeling. But the highs of life only exist because of the lows.
You should be dealing with your feelings and then moving on with your life.

You think you’ll feel better if uber gets pressured into apologizing?

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

@BrandonStraka @Uber and what is the point of your post?

I find the first line misleading. Your replies show that you’re sole interest is in justifying your victimhood. And that’s fine, it’s a free country. But I think you’ve got a flawed worldview.

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

@holy_schnitt I honestly think whoever posted this blurred his unibrow on purpose in order to imply that he is in fact the shooter. Did you see how people were speculating his identity before based on the eyebrows?

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

@wakeywa44739081 @LizCrokin Is the man on the left not Robert Hanssen? The literal FBI mole! He was a spy for the KGB/Russia

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

@theashleyray This number entails 13.2 Million employees.
There are 135 million working age Americans.
Docusign 100% does NOT employ 10% of Americans.
So, either one of those numbers is wrong OR it represents a whole lot of people outside of this country.

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

@TheRHPolls @BravoTV @Andy Both are valid, stop trying to pin people against each other for the sake of engagement.

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

Ugh ChatGPT is down. @OpenAI

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

This moment is a somber one for America. Trial by a jury of peers is a fundamental principle of democracy, which must be respected.

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

Trump supporters atp are just performative. I’m not saying they should feel empowered to do more, but i can’t help but wonder if they really believe all this shit they say because they’re all talk no action.

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

@MattWalshBlog it takes 2 seconds to donate to things online…why not share that you HAVE donated? I think you wrote this message to encourage OTHERS to donate.

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

At this point, the more energy and attention we give Donald Trump is really just taking away from everyone else. Let’s not let this criminal be a strain on our resources.

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

To call it purely political and not legal is a very strong accusation against all of the lawyers, jurors, and everyone who worked on this case. let it go Mike…it’s over

[Speaker Mike Johnson @SpeakerJohnson]

My statement on President Trump trial verdict:

Today is a shameful day in American history. Democrats cheered as they convicted the leader of the opposing party on ridiculous charges, predicated on the testimony of a disbarred, convicted felon. This was a purely political exercise, not a legal one.

The weaponization of our justice system has been a hallmark of the Biden Administration, and the decision today is further evidence that Democrats will stop at nothing to silence dissent and crush their political opponents.  

The American people see this as lawfare, and they know it is wrong—and dangerous. President Trump will rightfully appeal this absurd verdict—and he WILL WIN!

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

Oh Ted :/
Baby boy, it’s over! Let it go. Be free! go on that family vacation and live your life 🕊️

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

This is a dark day for America.

This entire trial has been a sham, and it is nothing more than political persecution. The only reason they prosecuted Donald Trump is because Democrats are terrified that he will win reelection.

This disgraceful decision is legally baseless and should be overturned promptly on appeal. Any judge with a modicum of integrity would recognize that this entire trial has been utterly fraudulent.

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

@tedcruz Ted Cruz sounds like that one guy who is still defending P Diddy right now

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

Our country is healing 🥲

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

New: Trump's appeal oral arguments will take place in front of the first all-Black women appellate bench.

https://t.co/LJHpFpaWPE

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

This is actually a chiffonade!

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Julienne is where food is prepared into thin, matchstick-like strips,

Watch that process here with spring onions

https://t.co/RtN0QFcSHU

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

@ShouldHaveCat I’ve never heard of anyone refer to Havaianas as “Hawaiian flip flops”. (Yes, i know that it is Portuguese and translates to ‘Hawaiian’)

[Tell me I’m Okay @bloop639]

@CollinRugg He’s referring to ABANDONED homes you idiot sandwich