✿ sarita ✿

❀ here for a good time ❀

[mommiana @mommiana5]

Irdgaf it should’ve happened to me

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

First virus in history to get bullied into going offline

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

i am actually so mad that i am not friends with dua lipa rn

[miia @miiagarro]

told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me i came out of her privacy

[Deeqa♡ @not_active06]

My fav tinder encounter to date

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Guys it finally happened. Some guy at the gas station just said to me “you are really pretty” and I looked at him dead in the eyes and said “If I’m so pretty then why don’t you pay for my gas” and now I have a full tank

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

if we can't say dumb shit mid sex and laugh at it together then go back to business and have nastier sex.... you aren't for me.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When your depressed but you need Face ID to get into your phone

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

music videos aren’t this fun anymore

[pretty Ari🌹🎀 @ARIAREIGN180683]

Girl my cousin was on the phone spilling tea like 'look, squirting is cool and all but if you tryna actually cream heavy like you been fucked right, you gotta do better. Find somebody with a good thick dick or use a curved toy that hits your g-spot. Lie on your back, put a pillow under your hips so your pussy is tilted up, and tell him to stroke deep and steady not too fast at first.

Focus on that spot, grind on it a lil, and relax your body. Drink water, do your kegels every day, and when that warm heavy feeling builds deep inside, push gently like you tryna pee but softer. That's when the thick white cream starts coming out mixed with the squirt. It gets everywhere if you really let go. Most girls only squirt because they not getting consistent g-spot pressure. Once you learn to cream proper, you go make the sheets look like you spilled milk Stop playing with these weak niggas and train that shit sis.' I’m dead, she was so serious lmaooo"

[apple🍎 @Applebunze]

Told my straight co worker that if she did the specific flags instead of just a rainbow they would sell better LOOK HOW GOOD SHE DID!! UGHHH MY LIL ALLY

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The South Korean national team was welcomed in Mexico with a Mariachi band and traditional Mariachi hats.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

I’ve never felt more secure and completely insulted at the exact same time 😭

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

For me Barbie was the first feminist icon in animation. Endless careers, no prince needed, just a girl showing other girls they could be anything. That’s why we were all obsessed

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

Pope Leo XIV with Mexico’s 2026 World Cup home jersey. ❤️👏🏼

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

What I respect is that they knew the queen of Egypt was a black woman

[mrs. glock 🩵 @mylovedes_1]

big daddy wouldn’t have had it any other way! we saw how much he adores Tia’s mama and Tia herself

[naomi ୨୧ @rmbthetime]

he do the same shit michael did when he confused or irritated they both js freeze 😭😭

[YUH 🫟 @__jahlil__]

My fav jersey shore lore is that Gym, Tan, Laundry was their code term for picking up Cocaine.