Bent Eastwood

The artist formerly known as @bloozeman '06-'18. Guitars, Cadillacs, etc. In the Thot protection program. Chopstick enthusiast.

[Bent Eastwood @bloozeman]

Predictive text can suck my dictionary.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

At age 22 I set what I insist is an all-time record for distance hitchhiking in Bermuda shorts: 3,700 miles in three weeks.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Carrying around 64 ounces of RC in a glass bottle is a move that immediately establishes alpha dominance over any other adult males in the immediate vicinity.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

On some days you get what you want, and on others, you get what you need.

[Bent Eastwood @bloozeman]

@sophia_blondii From behind

[Bent Eastwood @bloozeman]

@ayoshitshow Ditto

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

“Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” -F. Scott Fitzgerald

[Bent Eastwood @bloozeman]

@cornbreadcowboi Reminds me of the butter bean bushel shelling parties my aunt's used to throw before jar canning and the ever-eventual pressure cooker mishap resulting in a hole in the ceiling bcz Aunt Ida had one too many adult beverages!

[Bent Eastwood @bloozeman]

@TMCPoetry You're good! I lost 300K+ (500K w bots) when I forgot to not reactivate in time, but I just don't give a shit about it and not trying to monetize. The algorithm and organic content makeup/visibility is close to 90% different these days. Been here since the beta '06 invites

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

Jesus—summer is coming on again; I can feel the mad vibrations.

[Bent Eastwood @bloozeman]

@ayoshitshow I just made some large hotel pans of fettuccine Alfredo for a guy named Alfredo's family reunion & now I can't stop thinking about it...may just have to open a spot called Alfredo's

[kat🎀 @ayoshitshow]

remember who you are weird girl

[Bent Eastwood @bloozeman]

@marli_alexa_ None

[Shweta @shweta_ai]

went to a party last night and i regret to inform everyone that twitter people are, unfortunately, extremely hot in person.

the gap between how sf tech presents online and how attractive everyone is irl is the real alignment problem.

[MELapalooza 🐈⚽️🎶🍾 @MELisCrazyInAZ]

I write way funnier tweets when I'm high.
But I forget 68% before I can type them.

[Bent Eastwood @bloozeman]

@ayoshitshow

[Bent Eastwood @bloozeman]

@otokyo Who cut the cheese?

[Bent Eastwood @bloozeman]

@ALadyNamedKatie Ezekiel 25:17

[Bent Eastwood @bloozeman]

@otokyo Lighter fluid and a match

[Bent Eastwood @bloozeman]

@Excellentsalvic Labia tenderizer