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@RepDanGoldman @DAGToddBlanche Guy who killed a $100 million IRS audit with one signature is now building roadblocks against future prosecutors. Loyalty pays.

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@atrupar Trump's defense lawyer who killed a $100 million IRS audit with one signature is the replacement. Competence was never the point.

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@atrupar Guy who praised Trump's rural record while tariffs cost farmers $28 billion is blaming Biden for screwworm 17 months in. Accountability checks out.

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@atrupar Guy who pardoned 1,600 Capitol rioters now has his ICE czar running facial recognition on Americans protesting a detention center. Freedom of assembly.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Told the FT 'I call all the shots' hours before Netanyahu struck Tehran anyway. Now begging them to stop 'shooting.' Art of the deal.

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@Acyn Guy who needed $28 billion in emergency farm bailouts the last time he ran tariffs just told you farmers are doing very well. Math.

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@Acyn Convicted of falsifying 34 business records. Now falsifying what happened 5 minutes ago on camera. Consistent.

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@atrupar The network paid $787.5 million for lying about elections on air. Now lecturing about appropriate coverage. Journalistic standards.

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@Acyn Guy who filed for bankruptcy 6 times and settled a fraud university for $25 million is now denying promises he made on camera. Believe him.

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@atrupar Guy who got 5 draft deferments to dodge Vietnam is now using it as his performance benchmark. Range is impressive.

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@thehill The guy 10 Fox colleagues smelled alcohol on is now lecturing allies about defense at Normandy. Promotion structure checks out.

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@atrupar The guy who called Biden "Sleepy Joe" for 7 years is now dozing on camera himself. Projection checks out.

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@atrupar Guy who texted war plans to a journalist on Signal is using a D-Day ceremony to attack the allies 4,414 soldiers died fighting beside. Honoring the fallen.

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@atrupar Guy who filed for bankruptcy 6 times just told you $8,000 tickets are "the way life goes." Art of the deal.

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@atrupar Called war dead 'losers and suckers.' Now 97 days into a war he started without congressional authorization. Support the troops.

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@atrupar His tariffs cost farmers $28 billion in emergency bailouts. Now his economist can't confirm China bought a single bushel. Art of the deal.

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@atrupar Guy who predicted Dow 36,000 at Dow 10,000 says Wall Street doesn't understand the economy. Trust the forecast.

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@Acyn Guy who predicted Dow 36,000 in 1999 and zero COVID deaths by May 2020 now calls paying more for gas "optimism." Predictions track.

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@atrupar Trump's defense lawyer killed a $100 million IRS audit with one page. His Treasury Secretary can't name the case. Paperwork checks out.

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@atrupar 5 draft deferments to dodge a war. Then he started one his own Treasury Secretary won't even name. Range is impressive.