Andy

A twitter account primarily used to follow and tweet at comedians.

[Andy @blorppppp]

@strongblacklead @netflix It’s gone from from buffering, to having to restart, to totally crashed. Good job.

[Andy @blorppppp]

@pioneerpudding @ATT It’s been three weeks. I’ve talked to enough reps that I’ve lost count. They told me this is a trending issue and there is no resolution at this time. Did I earn the right to be annoyed or should I “stfu” and continue to pay for services that don’t work?

[Andy @blorppppp]

@ATTHelp @ATT @ATTHelp I’m still not receiving all of my texts. This is over two weeks of not receiving work and personal messages. I’m messaging with an agent but the last message was on Wednesday with no updates. #MostReliableNetwork #ATT

[Andy @blorppppp]

@ATT I’ve talked to four different reps and I’m still not able to receive texts. My first ticket was supposed to be resolved on the 15th. This current one the 24th. That’ll be two weeks of not getting texts.

[Andy @blorppppp]

@ATTHelp I already have an active ticket. I just got off the phone with a rep for the fourth time. All I know is this is a trending issue and one agent said there is no estimate for resolution. This is a bad look for the most reliable network.

[Andy @blorppppp]

@elonmusk You are trash. Take away the money along with daddy’s emerald mine and no one would give a dead dogs shit about who you are. You’re a loudmouth trust fund kid with the worst possible attitude. Save us the trouble and OD. Fuck you.

[Andy @blorppppp]

@Spotify Now it’s saying I don’t even have an account.

[Andy @blorppppp]

@ring Dude, this is the second time this year

[Andy @blorppppp]

@HarMarSuperstar I’m so sorry to hear this. An immense talent and nice guy.

[Andy @blorppppp]

@womanworried I’m so sorry. I hate this.

[Andy @blorppppp]

@seanparrott “He pays for Netflix *and* HBO Max?!?!”
My neighbors calling me an elitist

[Andy @blorppppp]

@seanparrott Those weren't suspenders. They were exposed tendons holding him together.

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@david_j_roth @PFTompkins

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@USAChristianTV @StateFarm This didn’t age well

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@DannyDeraney @bader_diedrich The song is actually called This Way Out. I’ll go cover my shame.

[Andy @blorppppp]

@DannyDeraney @bader_diedrich By chance I saw this clip while listening to Doomsday Run by Wall of Voodoo. Highly recommended

[Andy @blorppppp]

@RodneyAnon I’m hoping the next Milkmen song is The Thing That Only Eats Insurrectionists. I know it doesn’t roll off the tongue but I have faith you can make it work.

[Andy @blorppppp]

@morganfmckay

[Andy @blorppppp]

@JenniferJJacobs @nwadhams Someone tell dollar store Ted Danson to pack his shit and go.