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semi-professional carpet cleaner

[Dr. Steve Cube 🇵🇸 @MildCuthbert]

A gigantic flock of pigeons filled the sky this morning. As I went to take a picture the flecked grey mass formed into a QR code. The link took me to a site showing grisly footage of my mutilated corpse in exquisite anatomical detail, including details of my body known only to me

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

babe would it fucking kill you to meow back

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Molly-Mae Hague apologises over controversial scene in her new documentary series in which she tickles a homeless person until they become unconscious.

“I told them not to use that bit,” she frowned

[jewish ethel cain @jewishethelcain]

smoking one of these and crying so hard i throw up

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

guys, please be safe today. The monsters

[blossom @blossombond]

@Jack_Applebyy best day ever

[blossom @blossombond]

this is shocking but why does the OG version go hard

[Elliott @elliottwalsh_]

Heartbroken to discover than Tom Grennan’s Gillette classic isn’t even an original song

[blossom @blossombond]

looking for 4 gala tickets for saturday @GALA_Festival !!

[blossom @blossombond]

@jordanweller_ hey i’m interested i’ll dm you 😌

[blossom @blossombond]

@Sydney_Daviss would you sell for £25?

[blossom @blossombond]

@CharlieGlistru8 would you do £25?

[blossom @blossombond]

@bxnward would you do £25?

[blossom @blossombond]

@orlagh_daly hey is this still available? x

[blossom @blossombond]

@MariaMarsh97 do you have dm’s? x

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Magawa, a rat who sniffed out over 100 land mines and other explosives in Cambodia over a yearslong career, has died.

The charity that awarded him with a gold medal for his lifesaving contributions noted that "his legacy will live on for decades to come." https://t.co/smtmeZvknF