molar 🎱

🎲 everything’s not as it seems 🎲

[TheAllergyGirl 💜🏳️‍⚧️ @theallergygirl]

generational tweet

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the only july 4 i’m celebrating

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

#Happy4thofJuly

[lotte @diapergirI]

Being depressed as someone who has experienced depression since like 10 years old doesn’t really affect my day anymore. It’s just like fuuuckkk I’m really lazy and gay today

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

Can we remove trumps federal protections instead I’m so fucking tired

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain

[mister pie @sadopacifists]

We had all our top experts on the case

[loki @harleyskooky]

hook in this movie had the same psychosexual quality as the goblin king in labyrinth

[mustafa yazıcı @myzccc]

Irish fighter Paddy McCorry defeated Israeli Shuki Farage, raised the Palestinian flag, and repeatedly shouted “Free Palestine” inside the cage while beating Shuki who is a soldier in the ‘IDF’.

[cloe @ankhcloe]

fantano being treated like a serious music critic is kinda like how charlie kirk was hailed as a political figure even though they're both just youtubers

[Sloimay @Sloimay]

carefully checking the roundness of my son to make sure he's ready to roly and poly