parker

hi, i'm parker!
i read and write (and tweet too much nsfw)

[parker @blossomstarker]

❤️ masterthread ❤️

[milk 🪽 @ykcherries]

i open ao3 in public idgaf like if you recognize the site that’s on you not me

[Juicy Juice🧃| VGEN COMMS OPEN @ixchel_juicy]

@linkkling

[Livೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ- @livasdiary]

twitter feels like scrolling a big group chat

[moose🫎 @milkmetatron]

need a bone crushing hug, an orgasm that'll make me see god, and $12,000

[✯ @sashimicrudo]

I wanna have FUN, I wanna get high, I wanna get DRUNK, I wanna do drugs, I wanna make love, I wanna get FUCKED

[parker @blossomstarker]

@queasyphon

[sami @queasyphon]

i hate when people "um actually" smut tropes 😔💔 idc if belly bulge is unrealistic idc if you can't actually feel someone cum inside you idc if there's a refractory period i'm gonna write it the way that makes my dick hard

[m 🕸 @stuckonbarnes]

ok whatever

[m 🕸 @stuckonbarnes]

ok whatever

[ᅟᅟgibson girl, @sainticide]

show me a wound that never healed. show me bruises that stain your skin like birthmarks. show me those scars, that by some grace are swollen and have turned pearlescent.

[parker @blossomstarker]

exams are fucking me in the ass but not as hard as steve fucked bucky over by leaving him for peggy

[nana @aimaihibi]

yo ahora

[✿ @peppertcny]

People are genuinely gonna spend money just to watch Avengers Endgame again…. See you guys there x

[zero @GU4RDDOG]

"you block people over politics?" i block people who blame peter for trusting mysterio

[gab 💤 @wenokenx]

i love how the concept of internet safety (i.e. not clicking random links off the tl) does not apply to ao3 fic links. like. my device is important but me reading abt this omegaverse au is a matter of life or death

[Sofie Angelie @stuckyabyssal]

The fact that Steve stood against 117 countries and started a civil war only because o theses lips, absolutely understandable

[nini x bucky @presshollanov]

if bucky dies in order to protect steve just for steve and peggy to have a happy ending i swear yall wont hear the end o f it from me

[STEVEBUCKY @STEVEBUCKY55]

bro Steve Rogers stood against 117 countries for his boyfriend

[ly @tootsietoes22]

undiagnosing myself, there’s nothing wrong with me