Chels 🏳️‍🌈

crazy cat lady //
Miss/She/Her // honorary Philadelphian
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All views are my own and do not represent the views of my employer.

[Chels 🏳️‍🌈 @blossylou]

@Prosecco_Poppy The effort isn't worth it anymore

[Chels 🏳️‍🌈 @blossylou]

Figured this would be a dumpster fire so I've been elsewhere.

[dawn @dumbdogdawn]

who else is excited to not have rights?

[Dr. Jen Golbeck @jengolbeck]

🧵Next week, you will see people using something called Benford's Law to try to prove election fraud.
⛔️These people are wrong⛔️
I am a scientist who has published on Benford's Law. Let me tell you what it is and why what they are doing is mathematically incorrect. 1/

[Chels 🏳️‍🌈 @blossylou]

@jscotttn Hes so handsome

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Parents I’m begging you this Halloween

👏🏻 check 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 kids’ 👏🏻 candy 👏🏻

There’s good stuff in there! Peanut butter cups, Kit Kats, Mr. Goodbars, Twix, full size snickers!

👏🏻 treat 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 selves 👏🏻

[Dr. Jen Golbeck @jengolbeck]

This is a brilliant piece of work and the only thing I don't like about it is that I didn't do it!

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

I call this look second breakfast at Tiffany’s

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

This is clearly a double stuffed Oreo cat

[jawsquiat. @wnderlustingem]

Me during my autism assessment: I don’t have sensory issues.
Dr: So, why do you walk on your toes?
Me: I don’t like the way the floor feels when you place the whole weight of your foot on it. But because I avoid doing it by walking on my toes, it’s not an issue.

[N.R. Walker @NR_Walker]

Elon reeeeeeally hates that so many folks have blocked him, doesn't he

[Charlize Theroff @CharlizeTheroff]

"And why should people pay for the "free" lunch of other people's children?"

BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT POOR KIDS TO BE HUNGRY YOU FUCKING SOCIOPATH

[Chels 🏳️‍🌈 @blossylou]

@NR_Walker That reminds me... I was in Wingham, near Taree last weekend. I saw a sign for "Tallowood Lodge"... made me think that's around the area where Tallowwood is :)

[Chels 🏳️‍🌈 @blossylou]

@RayRockyDog 🤦‍♀️

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

old guy with a heavy brooklyn accent telling his shih tzu puppy ‘whaddya got to bark for. everything you need i buy you. what’s with da barking’

[Dark Enki @KarmaKahos]

@aliciaandrz Never piss off a woman with time, education and resources

[Meteorologist Katie Nickolaou @weather_katie]

I'm going to go scream into the abyss now...

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

low fares, great tweets