resident swaglord

[lina @triviahct]

that gap in my resume is from when i was interviewing the vampire

[sammie ✮⋆˙ @rockstarkittn]

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

[m @msnetik]

If you press the right buttons on your phone the Hairspray soundtrack comes on

[ravn @mfnravn]

don’t call me while i’m in the studio (my car)

[🦢 @DJOLLANOV]

i stand with my cancelled wife

[shamir 🌄🔻 toa era @itz_sunfallz]

jason grace probably listens to bastille and imagine dragons

[tqsura @tqsura]

All quiet on the frontal lobe

[erika @yeeeerika]

big dog, you have bewitched me body and soul

[valeria @mamasorchard]

girl i’m bored let’s go eat the recommended intake of fiber

[t. ⋆˚꩜｡ @cottrillcain]

conrad just wanted to get some breakfast with her like

[abby @lovesicknoon]

i wish there was more kissing in baseball

[mar ⸆⸉ @maroonsversion]

why is her name belly first of all

[bren ✮ @dorkdiazries]

buddie alive, eddie canon, bobby gay

[claire @claireyael]

As a kid they tried to convince me that Orlando Florida was a big deal

[ciara @itsciarabitchxo]

whenever i’m watching an episode of lost that doesn’t have sayid in it’s like what’s the point

[jo @notafan_jo]

anne hathaway are you looking for a controversially younger girlfriend

[cockwhore @dicclickerr]

if i had a boyfriend i would perform science experiments on it