Basketball Blowhards

Analytics, Irreverence, Satire. New online home of NBA O/U hoops (est. 2011). In Troy Weaver and train whistles we trust.

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The NBA's meme franchise goes to the moon #Knicks #NewYorkForever

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NEW POST: 10 basketball moments we'd empty our 401Ks to buy on @nba_topshot https://t.co/zVwTi92yGS

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#NBA 1/12

Sixers -9
Nets -1

YTD: 15-18

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#NBA 1/11:

Magic +10
Kings +5.5

#MagicTogether fit our home dogs getting 10+ points system

#SacramentoProud fits our criteria for a home team offensive bounce-back tonight

YTD: 14-17

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NEW POST: Extremely Online has a Julius Randle mea culpa, Steph’s revenge, a rough year for white people, Twitter bans, and more

https://t.co/QxPEjbMJCR

#NBA #NBATwitter

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#NBA 1/5:

T-Wolves-Nuggets U226.5

YTD: 14-16

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#NBA 1/4:

Hornets +8
Mavericks +4
Thunder-Heat O214.5
Mavericks-Rockets O229.5
Celtics-Raptors U218.5
Pacers-Pelicans U217

YTD: 13-11 (54.2%)

GL 🍻☘️

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#NBA 1/3:

Bulls +6
Nets -7.5

YTD: 12-10

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#NBA 1/2:

Hornets +10

Available now at @FDSportsbook

#AllFly

YTD: 12-9

[Basketball Blowhards @blowhards_]

Pistons +9 💰
Mavericks -1.5 💰
Jazz +3.5 💰
Blazers -4 💰

Nice to start the New Year with a clean sweep 🧹

YTD: 12-9

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#NBA 1/1:

Pistons +9
Mavericks -1.5
Jazz +3.5
Blazers -4

YTD: 8-9

Happy New Year!! 🎉

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#DetroitUp 😤😤😤

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NEW POST: Extremely Online has Steph trade talk, Don Jr.’s bizarre holiday, Cavs trip to Sexland, and more from #NBATwitter

https://t.co/H5I5bVIyBq

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We’d put it all on @MiamiHEAT tonight! Bounce Back City!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

$2000 ASAP!

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#NBA 12/30:

Heat +6
Spurs +6
Nets -7

YTD: 7-7

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Sixers -2.5 💰
Clippers -8.5 💰
Bucks -5.5 💰

YTD: 7-7

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#NBA 12/29:

Sixers -2.5
Clippers -8.5
Bucks -5.5

YTD: 4-7

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Next two drafts are loaded with blue chippers too, so this is the only path that makes sense. Embrace the suck!

[Detroit Bad Boys ☠ @detroitbadboys]

The soon to be 0-4 Pistons, and I can't stress this enough, are playing the easiest part of their schedule.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

basketball is beautiful.

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This is basically an expansion team without those two. Egads!

[James L. Edwards III @JLEdwardsIII]

With Griffin and Rose listed as out tomorrow for the #Pistons, my guess is Jerami Grant starts at 4, so someone new steps in at the starting 3 — Bey or Svi. Also curious if Wright starts at 2 with hole at backup PG. Could just stagger Hayes and Wright after each half starts.