Warning, may contain devastating news! There is no Jalepeno wife!Someone hacked my Twitter account, deleted all tweets from the last 10 years apart from the first few then followed up on a terrible joke of mine and pretended to have been away from Twitter for 10 years. 💔
@offtheballbbc I've invested half my money in a solar eclipse viewing glasses company and the other half in a Govan based facepainting company. When can I next expect any return from my investments?