BBC Off The Ball

Follow the most petty and ill-informed programme on radio; Saturdays on BBC Radio Scotland, 1200-1400 & Sundays 1200-1400 - 92-95FM/810MW/digital/BBCSounds.

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Our TOTW is the Gardening XI - featuring Soil Berkovic, Gardener Shears, and Charles Green Fingers...

Let your suggestions grow below👇🌱

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Playground games - we'd like you to cast your mind back to the days of primary school games...

What is something you played at school that would simply SHOCK those who might think of tig as a bit too rough??

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We are also looking for a punk classic to play out with today, that we can dedicate to someone or something in Scottish football...🎶

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Our one word topic of the week: Punk!

What does 'punk' mean to you??

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Our one word topic of the week: Punk!

What does 'punk' mean to you??

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Where do you stand on pizza etiquette?

🍕Pineapple on pizza?? What other toppings would you ban?

🍕From stuffed crust, to shape, to deep fried or microwaves... what are your absolute hard-line rules?

🍕HOW do YOU eat your pizza?

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Greeeeetings! We're on air!👋 Tune in on BBC Sounds, 92-95FM, 810MW, online & digital: https://t.co/aKKj5iXGMo

▪️Playground Games🥎
▪️Pizza Etiquette🍕
▪️One Word: Punk🧷

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Order! Order! PM Question Time.
Here’s Tam with a slightly different Terracing Teaser offering this week.

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Our TOTW is the Halloween XI - featuring Martin Guiser as the celebrity fan, and Dundee Utd as the team - because they are of course, tangerines!

Get YOUR spooky suggestions in... 🪦👻

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Kids these days need some classic material... tell us the BEST of the BEST Halloween jokes👇🎃

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After the mid-week OTB derby and ahead of the Milan derby tonight, we're asking you about the derby you will NEVER forget - and why? ⚽️

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What would the great pundits, managers and players of Scottish football dress up as for Halloween?? 🪦🧟‍♂️

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What are YOUR plans for Hallowe'en??

Guising... or Trick or Treating? Was it Killieween for you last night? Or is it Galoshans in Greenock for you tonight?

Get your spoooky festive chat in below👻🎃

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Football fans never forget... Which referee owes YOU an apology?? Detail us your club's memorable apology-deserving situation below👇⚽️

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Greeeeetings! We're on air!👻 Tune in on BBC Sounds, 92-95FM, 810MW, online & digital: https://t.co/q1MLzCM4z1

▪️Halloween and Annoying Phrases
▪️Derbies
▪️Which Ref Owes You An Apology?

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Here’s Tam with this week’s Terracing Teaser 💨

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Here’s Tam with this week’s Terracing Teaser 💨

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In honour of our guest Derek Watson from the Well Society... we'd like you to tell us the ways in which YOU support your club?⚽️

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From players, managers, pundits... what are the great examples of things you'd NEVER hear [insert person of your choice] say?? 🙊🚫

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Our TOTW is the Ancient Egypt XI - featuring Nigel Sphinx, Nile McGinn, and they would all play for the Pharaohs...

Mummify your suggestions below👇🇪🇬

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Greeeeetings! We're on air!👋 Tune in on BBC Sounds, 92-95FM, 810MW, online & digital: https://t.co/SnLMOi5xku

▪️The Week In Football⚽️
▪️How Do You Support Yer Club?💸
▪️You'll Never Hear Me Say...🙊
▪️Football Quotes💬

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