Will Tucker

louisville native / writer person / fragmented brand

[Will Tucker @blrdswag]

fresh off another UK loss? ✅
blown out? ✅
at home? ✅
by FSU? ✅

you love to see it!

[Will Tucker @blrdswag]

KSR’s web traffic is 40% frat boys who wear seersucker shorts in december and 60% divorced dads with leased mustangs whose kids won’t respond to the MAGA memes they keep sending on facebook messenger

[Will Tucker @blrdswag]

It’s gonna be like this. All. Fucking. Season.

[Will Tucker @blrdswag]

@sophomorelounge Thanks bud!

[Will Tucker @blrdswag]

It’s my birthday and all I want is for the UofL team bus to leave Bobby Petrino in Charlottesville

[Will Tucker @blrdswag]

60-0 let’s do this

[Will Tucker @blrdswag]

my new favorite pastime is watching Sixers fans get mad online every time anyone says something nice about Donovan Mitchell.

[Will Tucker @blrdswag]

s/o to these dudes in this Atlanta bar screaming “LIGHT SKINNED STEPH CURRY” again and again rn #loyola

[Will Tucker @blrdswag]

@MarkEnnis “where *we’re* from, the escalators are for ladies only and paupers are legally prohibited from speaking to me smdh”

[Will Tucker @blrdswag]

just peeling away the next layer of hell nbd what’s next

[Will Tucker @blrdswag]

Who is Buzz Williams’ endocrinologist and how is (s)he still licensed to practice medicine?

[Will Tucker @blrdswag]

@NevinKash @CardChronicle @TheBenSwain yeah Mike I’m gonna need to see some citations on these joke tweets in the future (Chicago Style please)

[Will Tucker @blrdswag]

@TheBenSwain oh fuck right off

[Will Tucker @blrdswag]

cool story, bro https://t.co/8Ef2HbgvJU

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

My great friends from NASCAR are having their big race today, The Daytona 500. Brian France and the France family are special people. Enjoy the race!

[Donovan Mitchell @spidadmitchell]

🔥🔥 Dr. Dunkenstein

[Will Tucker @blrdswag]

Notre Dame got what it deserves for dressing its moms up in space blankets.

[Will Tucker @blrdswag]

lmao may the odds be ever in your favor. https://t.co/i9kslpb95U

[UK Rifle @UKRifle]

Get out of bed, grab some breakfast, and follow the live targets cause we're about to get started at Army. 🥞🥓🍳

TARGETS: https://t.co/FyJJewZFeb

[Mike Rutherford @CardChronicle]

Remember when Kevin Stallings got caught saying "I'll fucking kill you" to one of his own players on national television? https://t.co/AnA9iikNVJ

[Will Tucker @blrdswag]

UofL athletics: leading cause of liver cirrhosis in 2017

[Kyle Goon @kylegoon]

LeBron James on Donovan Mitchell: “He’s a player. ... They’ve been riding that wave all season since they realized what they actually got.”