SoMilo

Uncle. Attorney. Counselor. Problem Solver.

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As I sit here eating a Twix in front of my dogs I tell them “no, sorry. You’ll die.” And then I wonder if that’s why they’re man’s best friend.

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@EliseStefanik Is it true that they just shipped a bunch of dumpsters to the Republican House offices?

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@ksorbs It’s not a competition idiot, we don’t need degrees of hate/contempt for absolutely horrible people—that’s your kind. Once we recognize they’re horrible, we move on. Your dumb asses elect them.

See the difference evangelicals?

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@NickAdamsinUSA Hey tiny hands let me know when you’ve mastered the alphabet, then we’ll progress to words and paragraphs.

Maybe even introduce you to girls. Baby steps.

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@elonmusk Hey dumb dumb, you forgot the “who gives a shit” option. Which is why you fail.

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@JamesBradleyCA You should have been elected to a govt position, unfortunately that idea, similar to this one, was extremely piss poor and no one else agreed. Idiot.

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@TomFitton If you’re going to try and misdirect/gaslight people by word choice (here using “harassing” when you know an investigation involves talking to people), you need to be smarter than the marks to be successful.

And Tommy, you’re not smarter than anyone :/

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@RepMTG @GOPLeader Someone taught Marge a new phrase, and because she wants it to be real so bad she’s clicking her heels together and tweeting as if it was. It’s not.

Fucking clown. I can’t wait to watch this dumpster fire.

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@ZubyMusic That you have zero talent.

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@RealCandaceO The people that grift, gaslight, and misdirect tend to refer to themselves as “Real”.

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@ThisIsKyleR Hey shit stain, your celebrity comes from the fact you shot and killed two people. That’s it.

Good thing is the only way for someone like you is up. Bad thing is you don’t possess the comprehension/compassion/intelligence to ever go in any direction but sideways. 14:59

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@Wes_Shirley @JennaEllisEsq @elonmusk It’s not sad, it’s proof that you’re an idiot.

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@JustThi30117912 @JaromJay @Nomad_1x @elonmusk Conservation is literally resistance to change, which is why you are literally a fucking moron.

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@Nomad_1x @elonmusk But no rightist bots, amirite? Fucking clowns.

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@JamesBradleyCA He made one of the greatest minds in history, Nikola Tesla, a household name?

God you are so incredibly stupid.

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@TomFitton I just giggle every time you think you’re relevant. It’s awesome.

“I call on the Justice Department…” 🤣😂

The suspense is killing me Tommy, did they answer your call?!? Fucking clown.

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@elonmusk So not freedom of speech, but simply more of what was already there. Got it. 🐴

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@MarshaBlackburn Worst part is that you don’t have any idea how incredibly stupid this statement is. Not to mention insulting to all the people in law enforcement who go to work every day, knowing that day could be their last day.

True heroism, not this faux Maga patriotism you and yours embody.

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@bennyjohnson None of those people were running a campaign in the midterms idiot.

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@ScoobyWho2022 @RichardGrenell I can’t wait for it.