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[arsalaan @bltzkr771]

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[Rewa @CopiumState]

Last month, a Scorpio pulled up at a icecream stall while I was out for a walk at night. The guy ordered ₹300 worth of ice cream, said, "Paytm karta hu," then sped off.

"Din ki kamai thi, bhaiya," the uncle said, in tears. Felt awful, gave him ₹100 and walked back.

[Vedic Wisdom..ॐ @VedicWisdom1]

@ag25121993 True, Most Indians during that time were non-vegetarians. If people followed Dharma and were vegetarians, no foregin invaders would be able to defeat us

[Arjun @6worldcups]

The stories of partition are so horrifying

My paternal grandfather was narrating the story how his 16 y/o real sister was poisoned by his parents coz a crowd had gathered outside his home in Pakistan, to r@pe her as she was pretty

[Idc🎳. @dudeitsokay]

> find a country that no one knows about
> visit it
> get their highest civilian award

total 56d chess.

[#9 @gilsrma]

colombia vs portugal even when it’s 0-0

[🦂 @Panditcasm]

Lmao tf 😭😭

[Yawnoclypse @PillowPlzzz]

This app is so whitepilling. I start blackpilling myself into thinking I am the worst person on the planet, but then I open this app and realize there are worse people out there 🥹.

[arsalaan @bltzkr771]

Judeeeeee

[Nasser @RichPianian]

I’m more excited for this to drop than I ever will be for GTA 6

[arsalaan @bltzkr771]

@BharatUnlocked ladki ki height ?

[arsalaan @bltzkr771]

“6’2 is still not very tall in the North West India”

Sir this is India, not Netherlands

[Pratham @dp_331]

6’2 is still not very tall in the North West India. OP should focus on being 6’4 if he is considering limb lengthening surgeries.

[कुंभकरण @_kumbhkaran]

> One minister selling leaked papers

> One minister is selling ethanol in name of petrol.

> One minister is growing cucumber in his farm

> Ram Janmabhoomi temple is being looted by a group.

> One CM is buying lands and then passing highways through it.

Bhaiyo Behno.....

[arsalaan @bltzkr771]

cost of living in india is cheaper than north america so why do you live in north america

[Adivaraha @vajrayudha11]

Vitamin B12 supplements are cheaper than eggs. Why do deny cheaper source of B12 to poor people?

[Blindinho 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_Blindinho_]

I'm never buying from your brand if you interrupt me looking outside the train window

[S @ANTH0NYD4VlS]

This was one of the most enjoyable things I've ever studied in school....Gen Alpha kids will be studying Bal Narendra in history book 🕊

[✈️ Flight Leader 'Blaze' @HQuarterma43504]

Sanghi leadership is far far worse than bureaucrat leadership which at least has some good officers and hawks. The RSS is entirely composed of Boomers, it should have zero influence on policymaking. Same should hold for every single NGO in existence.

[arsalaan @bltzkr771]

How to quit smoking

[Field Marshall Bkchodgang @theanonlurker]

No orders to capital ships
No orders to new rocket artillery
No orders to local AD systems
But quadrillion emergency imports for foreign products done in the same time frame

[Imho @bs_frr]

Nanamma.. after spending last 30 yrs with her son, breathing 50 AQI, and strolling on proper sidewalks, realizing her time has finally come: