Suleman Shaban🇵🇰

I am who I am ... a pakistani .. Karachi Dubai Vancouver🇵🇰

[omar r quraishi @omar_quraishi]

That’s literarily out of the PTI playbook

Or what PTI says is quite literally out of the BJP anti-Pakistan playbook

[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

The young son came back to the tent and said, "Wow, Mom! You should see some of those girls. They've got these HUGE..."

"Yes, well," his mother sniffs. "The larger they are, the dumber the woman."

The next day the boy comes back to the tent again. "You wouldn't believe some of the guys out there. They have these HUGE..."

"Yes, well, like I said, the bigger they are, the dumber the man."

"Really?" the boy said, frowning with puzzlement.

"We might be in trouble, Mom."

"Why, honey?"

"Because Dad's out there talking to a really stupid girl, and he's getting dumber by the minute."

[محمد بن زايد @MohamedBinZayed]

I extend my warmest congratulations to my brothers, the Rulers of the Emirates, our family in the UAE, and Muslims around the world on the occasion of Eid Al-Fitr. We remain confident that our region will overcome its current challenges, and that the UAE, through its strength, resilience, and the loyalty and unity of its people, will continue to advance towards a peaceful and prosperous future.

[سلطان الوشاحي @SAlwashahi]

@toastpunk Try This link

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[سلطان الوشاحي @SAlwashahi]

Beautiful initiative in the UAE 🇦🇪

Launching free Fazaa membership for resident families in cooperation with the Ministry of Family, coinciding with the Family Year 2026

Membership offers multiple discounts and benefits for families by registering on the official website

The UAE is always a pioneer in supporting the family and society 🤍

https://t.co/wP0k6zixIp

[@UAE @UAE]

صاحب السمو الشيخ محمد بن زايد آل نهيان،
رئيس دولة الإمارات العربية المتحدة،
حاكم إمارة أبوظبي،
القائد الأعلى للقوات المسلحة الإماراتية، حفظه الله.

His Highness Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan,
President of the United Arab Emirates,
Ruler of the Emirate of Abu Dhabi,
Supreme Commander of the UAE Armed Forces, may God protect him.

[Neyazuddin Ansari @riyazz_ai]

BREAKING: Claude can now build resumes like $500/hour executive resume writers for free.

Here are 7 Claude prompts to land your dream job 10x faster:

[Peter Agboola @baba_Omoloro]

Anthropic has launched free courses to master AI with certificates for $0.00

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[The National @TheNationalNews]

#Breaking:

On Sunday, the UAE government urged the private sector to allow working from home on Monday and Tuesday, with the public sector expected to follow suit. It advised companies to keep workers away from open spaces, likely due to concerns about shrapnel from munitions.

[Loay Alshareef لؤي الشريف @lalshareef]

🚨 UAE Issues “Emergency Visas”

Show me a country in the world where stranded travelers (holding passports that do not qualify for visa-on-arrival) are granted emergency visas to allow them to enter the country and access its services.

Mr. Tushar’s testimony is not the only one, there are hundreds more.

With the help of God, we will emerge victorious from this ordeal. 🙏🏼🇦🇪❤️

[Suleman Shaban🇵🇰 @Blu3Blu3]

#istandwithdubai

[National Resistance Front (NRF) 🇦🇫 @NRFMediaCell]

Breaking 🚨
Pakistan confirmed the loss of a Jet, and that a wing commander is in Taliban’s custody, though no official confirmation from ISPR yet.
⬇️

[Omar El Fares 🇵🇸 عُمَر الفارس @3lfares]

Bitch you started the war

[Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

Just wondering if the 52 schoolgirls you just slaughtered in Minab were on the list of Iranians you were trying to rescue?

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

Israel is a terrorist state

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

Nobody is bombing Lucknow, India. Sit down

[Hadi @HadiNasrallah]

What happened?

[Richard @ricwe123]

Imagine starting a major war with Iran over their nuclear program when this is on the official White House website.
😂😂😂

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.