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[grace @gracefishlove]

Nobody do it like me Cus im prolly doing it wrong

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Love living in end stage capitalism where a parking spot makes more an hour than I do as a medical professional

[grace @gracefishlove]

you are not alone. theres Fish

[seraph @despaird0ll]

i never wear a bra and i smoke too much weed

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

You're supposed to use every unfair advantage you have. Looks, genetics, connections, dad's money, whatever.

There's nothing noble about choosing the hardest path just to feel like an underdog.

[anteaterfacts🐜 @ieatantz]

I find wildlife photography to be far more impressive than hunting and killing an animal. Have you ever tried to take a photo of a bird? Shits hard

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s just craży how some people work from a laptop and make $1,500+ a day, while others break their bodies for $20 an hour.

[dr. cucumber @cucumberPhD]

(using two fries like a pair of chopsticks to pick up a third fry) What is the electoral college

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

It must be feel so good to be a thirty seven year old man and tell a beautiful girl in her twenties that you’re not ready for a serious relationship

[ron zertnert @siguntyr]

white people be like my parents got me into nine inch nails

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They should invent an Option for People who Can’t do this anymore that Isn’t blowing their Shit Smoove off

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

don’t expect me to put my cigarette away if your kid is ugly as fuck man

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

Reading books is dangerous because books slow the mind down enough to notice how unnatural modern society actually is.

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

why do men always speak to me like they’re explaining stuff to me. i’m smarter than you. go touch grass and stop talking to women.

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

when i say i want to live in peace, this is what i mean

[Forte 4R😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

i warned a smoker about the detrimental effects of smoking on his lungs and he asked what the benefit of dying with healthy lungs would be