Jeff Greenstein

Friends, Will & Grace, Desperate Housewives, Parenthood — what more do you people want from me? Writer, director, INFP.

[Jeff Greenstein @blue439]

—pation. (2/2)

'Bye, y'all.

[Jeff Greenstein @blue439]

I see you shiver with antici— (1/2)

[Jeff Greenstein @blue439]

The #draftsfolder is now empty. #lastroundup

[Jeff Greenstein @blue439]

Here's why:

Notes calls with six non-writing producers

#draftsfolder

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Californians are losing, on average, two years of their lives, per the CDC’s latest National Vital Statistics Report, which tracked mortality rates for all 50 states from 2019 to 2020.

Here's why: https://t.co/ey20L76mSX

[I Dream of Cameras @idreamofcameras]

Grab your box of podtissues for IDOC Episode 42½, "Cheap Camera Challenge." Gabe has a cold, so we’re bringing you an unaired Sunny 16 segment from April 2021 in which Jeff and Gabe suggest excellent cameras you can find for under $30… in April 2021.

https://t.co/aEQovO46Fj

[Jeff Greenstein @blue439]

@ericarhodes What's your favorite color soup?

[Jeff Greenstein @blue439]

@hollylottie88 🥰 strident

[Jeff Greenstein @blue439]

@atomicspencer gosh, that's great to hear. what an excellent man he was.

[Jeff Greenstein @blue439]

I've been thinking a lot about Leslie Jordan, obviously, reflecting upon his brilliance, marveling that I got to spend a few years in the company of such an extraordinary comedic talent — and realized that y'all may not know the story of how Beverley Leslie came to be. (cont'd.)

[Jeff Greenstein @blue439]

@nygrlnla Leslie never objected to anything. He was utterly game — as I think you can tell from his performance.

[Jeff Greenstein @blue439]

And it makes me just a little bit happy during a sad time to be part of the great Leslie Jordan's legacy. R.I.P., maestro.

[Jeff Greenstein @blue439]

Which is what I was thinking of when I pitched the line "Karen Walker. I thought I smelled gin and regret." This week that line has found its way into virtually every Leslie Jordan obituary. I've learned that apparently you can even get it on a potholder. (cont'd)

[Jeff Greenstein @blue439]

@pmiscove Makes me feel sad for the rest

[Jeff Greenstein @blue439]

@theferocity I wrote that line, but Leslie made it immortal.