Spruce

There’s always a couple weird carrots in the bag

[Spruce @blue__spruce]

Binaural beats in the Walgreens got me in a flow state.

[“paula” @paularambles]

british developers be like innit()

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

Rocket engineer here: they probably forgot to account for the fact that Australia is upside down

[Formula 1 @F1]

P3 - YEESSSSS!!! 🤩

NICO HULKENBERG SCORES HIS FIRST F1 PODIUM IN HIS 239TH RACE 👏👏👏

#F1 #BritishGP

[will o’brien @Willob]

Software creates soft men
Soft men create hard times
Hard times create hard men
Hard men create hardware
Hardware creates good times
Good times creates software

[Spruce @blue__spruce]

You’re telling me you dont think if you got hit by a bus it wouldn't feel good for like a split second?

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

[Spruce @blue__spruce]

@carpetworms_ *typing into google* Is it possible to OD on shareholder value?

[Spruce @blue__spruce]

You would not believe how perfectly I just tied my shoes

[Spruce @blue__spruce]

@carpetworms_ Why not use it as propellant? Has Newton taught you nothing?!

[Spruce @blue__spruce]

@carpetworms_ Idk if this is in reference to a recent cod but I’m dreaming of the blops 2 pre nerf pdw-57

[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

ALEJANDRO GARNACHO BICYCLE KICK AND THE SIUUU CELEBRATION! 😱

📺 @USANetwork

[Spruce @blue__spruce]

Also need more neck

[Spruce @blue__spruce]

Need more turtlenecks

[Spruce @blue__spruce]

Had Arby’s twice in the last week, might need my stomach pumped.

[Spruce @blue__spruce]

protein machine broke

[Spruce @blue__spruce]

Y’all really think it’s laminar all the time. Sometimes it be turbulent.

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

They left everything out on the pitch