Julianna von Markoff

I'm really sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid, I honestly thought you already knew.

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

Omg, stupidity has no limits 🤦🏼‍♀️ It is both, funny and sad.

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

Number 8: This guy says HIS FRIEND told him that schools are putting litter boxes in the bathrooms for students identifying as cats. Big if true. (It’s not true)

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

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[Waterstones @Waterstones]

The hunt is on and the police are running out of time. They’re facing a killer unlike any other. To catch him will push Harry to the limit. Master of Nordic Noir Jo Nesbo returns with another page-turning thriller, Killing Moon. Pre-order SIGNED here: https://t.co/WAQEdM95l1

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

Schrödinger's Instagram account: will I or will I not lose photos for the period of 12 years?!

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

Sometimes I miss the time before TikTok, Instagram and internet in general, when only your close ones knew you’re an idiot. Had more appreciation for people back then.

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

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[Bryan @BryanHNW]

The 2017 Crawling version of Linkin Park is so wonderful. Chester's angelic voice, the crowd, the emotions...
what a powerful version

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

Instead of laughing reaction LinkedIn should’ve implemented thumbs down or OMG reaction. As in “dear, your post is idiotic, go back to your day job!”.

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

Husband, dad…

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

The guy needs to identify himself as “husband, dad and pilot” in twitter bio and a woman cannot say she’s she/her to blind people sitting next to her without “pilot” being triggered?! Amazing! Don’t care about pronouns, but always wondered about mental health of “husbands, dads…

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

If you ever wonder why the left still can’t win elections despite the insanity of Trumpism, save stuff like this for reference later 👇👇👇. You can get mad at me, but I’m not wrong.

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

I am into 5th episode of the first season of American Horror Stories and it’s crap. Why would someone do this to people who loved American Horror Story?!!!

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

@steve_kew Oh, cool! I think it is a really nice list :)

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

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[Alex & Books 📚 @AlexAndBooks_]

The world's 30 most beautiful bookshops:

1. Livraria Lello in Porto, Portugal

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

No 😔

[Kevin Costner & MW @modernwest]

Devastated to hear the news of Ray Liotta’s passing. While he leaves an incredible legacy, he’ll always be “Shoeless Joe Jackson” in my heart. What happened that moment in the film was real. God gave us that stunt. Now God has Ray.

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

Well, that’s just rude… 😳 https://t.co/xBhgmd78OG

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

I thought this day couldn’t be worse until I discovered Dexter is not on Prime anymore. Had a short meltdown. On the day when I needed it so much! Pointless life.

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

Also, 3 books in a month? Oh…

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

All the social media, I feel like LinkedIn is the one that failed the most. Business content was there 5 years ago, maybe?! Instead we are now reading posts like this. Because she “gave up” Instagram, she had to post a pic. With a filter that wiped her palm lines

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

Go, Hermès!
https://t.co/4MkFRyq06e

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

@steve_kew @princessgoes_ I don’t know! Too painful 😳 maybe shopping?!

[Julianna von Markoff @blue_cooper]

👈🏻 This princess was supposed to go to Berlin to @princessgoes_ on 14th, but because the event was postponed to an “as-of-yet unknown date”, I guess it is sulking and day-drinking in Dubai now 🙄