Dr. Carolina Blueball Knower, MD

Carolina Class of ‘93, Wannabe Cashmere Keith, Canefederate, OBGYN, and Fan of Mia Hamm’s Clam

[Dr. Carolina Blueball Knower, MD @blueballknower]

@tomwilsondagoat @MikeBartner You beat a team that didn’t exist the year before which was full of expansion draft picks. Pipe down.

[Dr. Carolina Blueball Knower, MD @blueballknower]

@TronCarterNLU Thought you’d appreciate an update from the Phurst proshop this evening!

[Dr. Carolina Blueball Knower, MD @blueballknower]

@jakemalasek @BarstoolBigCat https://t.co/w74raTTCDx
Pick a side.

[Jake Malasek @jakemalasek]

I’m legit bricked up watchin puck.

[Dr. Carolina Blueball Knower, MD @blueballknower]

@caniac96 @ryanwhitney6 @spittinchiclets I agree with you but, Whit was the only Chiclets guy who picked the Canes to win this series. He’s just calling it as a neutral observer. We haven’t been the better team for a majority of this game but fought back.

[Jake Malasek @jakemalasek]

This was peak goalie swag.

[Dr. Carolina Blueball Knower, MD @blueballknower]

Yeah, we’re good. Walk away, Tim. We don’t want your fugazi secondary fandom because of your daughter, whether you’re being truthful or not. You’re clearly not 100% invested if you’re arguing about this kind of stuff. Stick to the glory days of being an Isles fan when you weren’t even a sperm cell yet.

[Dr. Carolina Blueball Knower, MD @blueballknower]

@WeathermanVern That’s dirt cheap compared to a potential Game 7 for minimum $2.1k 😅

[Dr. Carolina Blueball Knower, MD @blueballknower]

@HaydenDavies02 @EntiumNTM @FFCane32 Goals are called off all the time because of GI without a penalty being called. You must be new to hockey.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

NHL fans in Indianapolis have no broadcaster audio for Game 1 of the Stanely Cup Final. Here's how the first goal sounded on WRTV with only the in-arena sound.

[Dr. Carolina Blueball Knower, MD @blueballknower]

@Carolina_2463 @ethandettman It’s on the club level behind away net, right above the South Plaza entrance.

[Dr. Carolina Blueball Knower, MD @blueballknower]

@sighyam Reminds me of the squabbits in Brickleberry

[Dr. Carolina Blueball Knower, MD @blueballknower]

@theECUmascot @bigdonkey47 Guarantee* you didn’t graduate with a degree from ECU with those spelling skills. Yikes!

[Dr. Carolina Blueball Knower, MD @blueballknower]

@JbsPetChicken @bigdonkey47 Widespread Panic fucking sucks. Only losers listen to that absolutely garbage stuff they call music.

[Dr. Carolina Blueball Knower, MD @blueballknower]

@JoemiltonOGFan @bulldog_john98 The Plus version has a tiny bit of moisture and are way softer than Zyn’s. Not like the regular ones at all.

[Dr. Carolina Blueball Knower, MD @blueballknower]

@RealZer0Cool @Roger1Goldstein @Ljumpstart12 Whine*
P.S. You’re retarded for comparing those events to the Good Good Championship just because of the sponsors.
P.P.S Learn how to spell, retard.

[Dr. Carolina Blueball Knower, MD @blueballknower]

@AtTheBlueLine Hey, Gork. Explain why Aho and Nikishin are healthmaxxing by using wired headphones in the Big 2026. @grok

[HFTV @HFTVSports]

I gotta say, Canes barn is the loudest I’ve been in so far during playoffs.

[Dr. Carolina Blueball Knower, MD @blueballknower]

@HABSFANDIT @Press1forClout @HabsOnReddit https://t.co/fLmdqD7bfK

[Habs Fan Dit @HABSFANDIT]

@theos45 @HabsOnReddit u cant have someone hurting ur best player

[Dr. Carolina Blueball Knower, MD @blueballknower]

@simulatorCdub @gochanta23 @MichaelOnSports