Deucalion

Chelsea fan only 👋

[SWARTSKAAP @Shikonekeni_]

Finally found the video that defines me:

[Bayer 04 Leverkusen @bayer04_en]

No time to waste! 😤💪

Na Victor carry first report for training. 😎

Welcome back, @boniface_jrn! 🖤❤️

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

This school of hard knockz guy that interviewed Dangote tried to interview this billionaire woman and her police escort dey move like say na bandits dem see😭😂

The woman makes 80 million dollars a year🤯 🥶

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

date people who flirt back

[Ayo-Elesho @Ayoelesho]

Do I need to explain why the rich ‘give’ their money to charity?

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Noni Madueke. Believable player. Stoppable on his day. One of the players I have ever seen. Strikes confidence into defenders.

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

“Babe open up to me if you’re going through anything, I’m your girlfriend for God sake”.

[Toni🔴⚪(MUNDIALISTA) @Tonigonzlz]

"Todos persiguen la pelota pero nadie la muerde, no entiendo nada"

[ajay @1meajay]

😭😭😭

[Coconut head 🙂‍↔️😍 @ogebuleN]

egbon adugbo: ogo

ogo ni fun jesu abeg

[superdad @udysznx]

and once you finally guide, no forget wetin your eye see when you no get money.

[Skroot🇵🇹 @skrootimburg]

1sol to one special nigga,

Comment whatever

[𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙 @blizzstilldey]

picked her up just to slam her down😭😭😭

[Unk @__Shola]

That old clown came into power and immediately changed our national anthem.

Fucking idiot

[hana 🇧🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @may_equinox]

it's kinda funny when football players fall down and start rolling around but no one gaf so after like seven seconds of larping they just get up like nothing happened

[OLA ⏳ @A_kinola02]

😭😭😂😂😂

[Keleback @kkKelechi_]

Niggas owe you 10K and start ghosting. Keep the money bro I just want my friend back

[Princess Morbucks @youngbenji___]

Fellas when yall homeless why yall never move in with yall friends?
Why is it always a female?

[… @Praise_Ffs]

“I nodded and started transferring but before I finished, he came back & gave her his card.”

[🫧hannah @birdwarehouse_]

cut up a watermelon and my bf comes home and starts munching on it. he goes “my family used to always put salt on watermelon” and starts sprinkling a little bit on the piece he was eating. that was when i really knew he was the one