Donald Tramp

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

Leaving the house during the work day actually feels like successfully breaking out of a jail cell

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

Things I need to be: more friendly

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

I’m staring at an ai women irl they have already infiltrated

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

Can’t seem to chug water the way I do Coronas #weird

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

3005 by childish gambino is legit a hall of famer all time banger

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

Wouldn’t be surprised if you could see my under eye bags from Madrid #letsgetsaturdayd

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

Something only you can text a sister

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Fat fuck

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

If I had a genie in a bottle, I would make him pick out my outfits every day that shit sucks

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

@soberthots69 Literally don’t even get me started rn im too sensitive for this convo

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

“My heart might stop, so cremate me” #sundayscaries

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

Everything there is to know about me can be understood by the fact that all my pre rolls are hot pink

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

This song may as well be a time machine back to senior year of high school #2019lore

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

Bitches be like I’m going to the beach just to go and lay on some of the flattest, hardest concrete you’ve ever seen. While this sounds judgmental, I’m fully bitches rn

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

Rewatching Heated Rivalry, happy pride month fr

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

Why do I feel maternal over my cilantro plant rn like wow I really made life happen ur welcome

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

It really is me and this zofran prescription against the world

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

I fear this could be hot take but it’s baked potato over french fry every time

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

It’s like if you give a mouse a cookie but if you give seven drunk bitches a rumpie what happens

[Donald Tramp @bluebirdbitty]

If iu and this friend group taught me anything, it’s how to drink on a Thursday