XaviersCartman

Xavier Class of 67’| D1 hater | I live in a skyline coney | Dana gardens enthusiast | *Not affiliated with Xavier university | girl dad of 2

[Richard Pitino @XUCoachPitino]

Get all the hugs out of the way Jack. He’s in enemy territory soon. ⚔️

[XaviersCartman @blueblobby2]

@iammaxwell67 I cant wait to blackout with you Maxwell

[XaviersCartman @blueblobby2]

Welcoming everyone track to school they say #expand

[WienerOnCleneay @WienerOnCleneay]

Uh oh….. #backtoschool

[XaviersCartman @blueblobby2]

TRANQUILIZE THE BABY!!!!

[XaviersCartman @blueblobby2]

Flight attendants should have tranquilizer guns for loud screaming babies. PUT IT ON THE BALLOT!!!!

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

ITS CALLED SOCCER NIGGA !!!

[AB @AB84]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[Maxwell Barnes @iammaxwell67]

Women are evil

[Kanon “letting it fly” Catchings @Kanonsburner]

DOWN GOES ANDERSON

[XaviersCartman @blueblobby2]

Eavesdropping on a chick and she’s talking about all the dudes abroad. And she’s telling me how she fell in love. From these stories of these dudes my manipulation game is sub par gotta do better

[XaviersCartman @blueblobby2]

@iammaxwell67 Not to call you a dirty slut but which one Maxwell?

[XaviersCartman @blueblobby2]

Definitely sound like an alcoholic for this take but taking a shower without a single beer is just not as good.

[Richard Pitino @XUCoachPitino]

Great first week of camp! ⚔️

[XaviersCartman @blueblobby2]

From hear on out Cartman is only fucking people with the 3 magic letters. I-U-D

[XaviersCartman @blueblobby2]

Yeah but this is the year I win a camp championship

[XaviersCartman @blueblobby2]

Spurs in 7

[XaviersCartman @blueblobby2]

Tell me why my manager at work told me I should fuck my co worker.

[XaviersCartman @blueblobby2]

God blessed me today. #forthetroops #expand

[Jerrick “stud” Cole @jerrickblumpkin]

Yes liberals, a white man is having a weekend

[XaviersCartman @blueblobby2]

Some chick just asked a dude. “You eat bloody coochie” and he said I ain’t no vampire I’m deadddddd