Nathan Hunter

Bereft Citizen

[Nathan Hunter @BlueCollar]

@_TeamDolly But it proves I was there*!

*Logged in to meeting while playing FreeCell, scrolling [SITE REDACTED], doing actual work, etc

[Nathan Hunter @BlueCollar]

@POOPSCRUFFIN4U Reasons to hire a calligrapher for your invitations

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

here's 3 hot summer affirmations for you:

1) I thirst for myself
2) I stan myself
3) Please, help me

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Normalcy has returned: just got notification from the CDC saying that with restrictions lifting, I am no longer a responsible civic-minded sheltered-in-place citizen, I am now officially reclassified as the same sad, socially awkward shut-in I've always been.

[Nathan Hunter @BlueCollar]

EDIBLE ALTERNATIVES

[Nathan Hunter @BlueCollar]

How is it that, in this transition between plastic straws and paper straws, neither @Twizzlers nor @RedVines have stepped up with viable alternatives?

[Josh Black @SirJoshuaBlack]

Capitalism takes away from the purpose of life

[Nathan Hunter @BlueCollar]

@thomdunn Atreides Nuts

[Nathan Hunter @BlueCollar]

@buffaloirons @qdoba Habanero has too many syllables.

[Nathan Hunter @BlueCollar]

@nickminnow And some of us will, brazenly and cluelessly, continue their outdated look into retirement.

[Innova Discs @InnovaDiscs]

Happy Valentine’s Day! 💕 We wanted to share our appreciation for you with a Giveaway 😍 Like and retweet this tweet and you will have the chance to win a special prize pack from us. One winner will be announced tomorrow morning. 💝 #ValentinesDay
#discgolf #innovadiscs

[Nathan Hunter @BlueCollar]

@NESpower 90 minutes without power in Lakewood. Our house is getting cold.

[Cris @cravecris]

Joel Olsteen wouldn’t have let anyone through those doors.

[Nathan Hunter @BlueCollar]

@jrlind Turns out, this sign was in the ladies' dorm

[Nathan Hunter @BlueCollar]

@thecroftonshow Quilted Northern ™ ballots

[Nathan Hunter @BlueCollar]

@jtmeares This year has really cemented my emotional dependence on Joe Pera. @JosephPera

[Nathan Hunter @BlueCollar]

Current toddler meltdown: she doesn't want PIZZA she wants CHEESE on BREAD

[Nathan Hunter @BlueCollar]

@DashEaves @JarrettBellini @ProjectLincoln Thanks, this video gave me brain parasites

[Nathan Hunter @BlueCollar]

@lucastypes #Unpresidented