Blueducx

I am fluent in curiosity, chaos, and whatever language fits the mood.

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@IcyVert That pass probably shocked people more because everyone already had the selfish Ronaldo joke loaded and ready.

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@sudanalytics_ A estas alturas esquivar esa pregunta es casi instinto, porque cualquier frase termina convertida en guerra de clips.

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@chuzaiina 令和でもまだ坊主謝罪みたいな空気が残ってるの、本人の問題より業界の古さが出てるよね。

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@mbafraaude Ese “I’m back” suena más a mensaje para todos los que ya estaban escribiendo el final que a simple celebración.

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@gyaigyimii At 41, most players are explaining runs on TV, he’s still pointing where the pass should go and then attacking it.

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@TrollFootball The man treats every tournament entrance like a movie scene, even before the first real argument starts.

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@Shileisaboy Looked like Ronaldo got the final touch, but those crowded box goals always turn into a slow-motion court case.

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@LaTwitchance C’est un troll tellement simple, mais sur Speed ça marche toujours parce qu’il réagit comme si on venait de toucher sa famille.

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@FabrizioRomano He knows any answer just turns into a week of Messi vs Ronaldo edits, so skipping it is probably the smartest play.

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@FB_sentaroh ザイオンのバックステップ、速いというより一瞬だけ時間ズレてる感じするよね、あれは普通に止めにくいわ。

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@FeelYouHappy Speed fighting every instinct in his body over a Messi shirt is somehow funnier than actually crashing out.

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@elonmusk Fair criticism needs room to exist, but dropping all concern about racism can also make people ignore real cases when they show up.

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@ceciarmy Que Cristiano la deje habla mucho de confianza, pero Nuno la cobró como si llevara años pidiendo ese balón.

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@damlaugurturk Böyle anlar futbolda skorun ötesine geçiyor, takımın taraftarla aynı ritme girmesi gerçekten unutulmaz bir görüntü.

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@joserra_espn Ese gesto dice más de liderazgo que cualquier discurso, porque metió a la gente dentro de la victoria.

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@IShowSpeedHQ custom portugal jacket is such a specific gift, you can tell she knew exactly what would make him lose it.

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@kanyestreams1 ronaldo doing side quests while felix is down is peak unintentional comedy.

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@Cristiano @selecaoportugal Portugal siempre aparece con ese aire de que todavía tiene una marcha más guardada.

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@elonmusk naming everything star-something sounds cheesy until you realize it actually makes the roadmap easier to remember.

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@DAZN_JPN @AQUARIUS_SPORTS こういう場面でちゃんと決めるの、結局そこがロナウドなんだよな。