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[miss understood @sonotsoul]

Ppl will make an imessage sticker out of yo ass if u not looking

[maybe: diane @dianelyssa]

the concept of sending my child to a poorly performing school as some sort of performative progressive act, and then seemingly failing to make sure she was meeting or exceeding benchmarks, is simply not something i would ever do. but we all make our own choices in this life.

[paola @lechampx]

nascar posting like 10 videos of the fight from every possible angle on their official account lmaooo f1 could NEVER be this funny😭

[dounbug @dounbug]

if you have an addictive personality you are one hyperfixation away from weaponizing it into a generational fucking run

[petey @peteyburn]

The secret to making plans as an adult is texting all your friends at 9:30am when everybody’s Adderall starts hitting

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say

[cherry⁶³ #GR1ND |⊙⊝⊜ @grsprout63]

at that price i better get a george russell with it

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

alarm done went off 7 times i'm just rotating in bed like a gas station hot dog

[F1 TROLL @f1trollofficial]

Biblically accurate Mercedes F1 team

[GaslyArg 🇦🇷 @GaslyArg]

No es serio que me esté riendo de esto

[zee @land0sc]

"go again" we didn't go anywhere in china

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

This is why suggesting that people shouldn’t read books like 48 laws of power because it teaches manipulation is ridiculous. You must study evil so you can recognize when you are being attacked by it and how to defend yourself from it.

[Laura Lupin @bugsandfishes]

Incredibly depressing how many responses to this assume it's about computer memory / file storage rather than physical storage space like CUPBOARDS for art and craft supplies.

[Gary @plzbepatient]

There are people who think about how things work and there are people who just exist in a world of things that work

[Maia @maiamindel]

doing anything in public is considered performative because public life is just a wasteland now, it's a content mine for online posts

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Conspiracy theorists after every single of their theories is proven right this year

[arc. @arceyul]

cuando te das cuenta de que reCAPTCHA nunca fue para verificar tu identidad sino para entrenar modelos de vehículos autónomos…

pokémon hace unos días y ahora google