smart mj

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@bolderston_mark Make sure you keep your trunions greased!

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Is who does weather forecasting for modern day outlets ever questioned on their accuracy? Where i am now "sunny start, clouding over, rain by mid afternoon". Couldn't be more incorrect if they tried!

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Oh dear, Olympics starting soon, personally I wouldn't cross the road to watch, it's just something that you are obliged to seem to be interested in after Euro football, Wimbledon & The Open.

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Talking of customer service, who provides the worst? Doctor's receptionist, Estate agent or Solicitor?

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Watching test match today v W Indies reminds me why I've enjoyed cricket for 50 years!

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Great a victory for (old man) me. After 6 months of ownership my Samsung tablet has permitted me, after lots of trying to use"landscape to portrait" function. I've never been so happy.

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GHR irritant, Octopus energy adverts!!

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GHR I reckon they are obliged to play Chic, Donna Summer & ELO at least once every day!

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Greatest Hits Radio? Not very consistent signal, digital drops out, even good old FM isn't great.

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Is there anyone else out there who is not a fan of bbq, barbques? (those horrible spellings). Chicken leg anyone? Undercooked pork sausage? Bland coleslaw? Brioche rolls??? No! (I'm sponsored by Imodium).

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I remembered today why I don't go food shopping in the late morning at the weekend.

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Anyone know when & where the Eurovision song contest is? There's nothing being said about it on BBC Radio 2!

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I've recently decided that restaurant waiting staff quickly decide if you will be a good "tipper" and then adjust their level of service accordingly.

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Modern mysteries for over 60's

First bus "tap on tap off"
GWR "tap n go"?
WhatsApp?

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I was hoping to watch a football match on TV today which isn't "huge"!! Any suggestions?

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While it WAS up, I withdrew my money from Bet365 and won't use it again. I mean who wants to bet on horses on a Saturday?

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Anyone else having issues with Bet365 app? Seems to be slow or non existent most times! Have tried it on 3 different machines, uninstalled re installed...not fit for purpose is a phrase that springs to mind.

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BBC Jonathan Pearce "the next goal is huge". 1st half Chelsea game. 2nd half "the next goal is huge".

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My favourite subject, people on trains, why do you have to block entry/exit doors with your pram & suitcases, the carriage has 3 people in needless to say there is more than enough room!!

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Another contender for worst away kit in English football, I think we have Brentford joining Leeds Utd in the top two.