The Bluegill Report

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Looking for the Slab-attractor. Has anyone seen it?!

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Happy Monday

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It isn’t below me to sleep on a bare mattress while my sheets are in the wash over night.

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My Mom:
“The dentist told me my roots are too shallow to get braces.”

Me:
“Sounds like you need some deeper roots.”

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Welcome Bluegills. The market is now open.