lazymusician

We are Melissa Hortman.
Measles are freedom freckles. Freedumbers like bannin' berks. Bunchanumbers = buh bye bot.

[State Rep. Angie Nixon @AngieNixon]

I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1

[Paul Freid @PaulFreid5]

An American hero. Please retweet if you agree

[Jesse Singal @jessesingal]

[SCHMITT]: "Why are you and your wife harboring Chinese spies?"

[SMITH]: "We aren't."

[SCHMITT]: "Let’s jog your memory, scumbag.” shows text bubble: <‘Do you mind picking up the chinese on your way home?’>

[Paul Freid @PaulFreid5]

An American Dirtbag. Please retweet if you agree.
@SenEricSchmitt

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

Someone told me I shouldn’t help spread pictures of the Cornell 7 guys, because it might destroy their lives.

Sweetie, that’s what I’m counting on.

[Degrassi Knowles @RealDegrassiK]

MUSK (2026)
Directed by Alex Gibney
#documentary #movie #trailer

[Billifer 🇨🇦 @billifer1973]

Still my favorite tweet of all time 😂

[lazymusician @bluegrassmacs]

@gator_gum JFC this timeline can't end soon enough.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

😆

[KNugent4118 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @KNugent4118]

JD Vance now being referred to as Vladmir Futon. 😀😀😀😀

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I lost my thesaurus and I'm gutted.
Totally gutted, absolutely gutted.

[Jiggly News 🇨🇦 @JigglyPants44]

Crash and burn within 24 hours

[AwareBears @bears_aware]

Caledon, Ontario:
These two stole all the bags of firewood available for sale roadside for the second time in less than a month.
They have enough money for a +$100k Denali pickup but would rather steal than pay people for their hard work.
Make them famous, these people are turning Canada into a low trust society.

[Peter Paul Gualtieri @Beaver_FallsPD]

Seems to me, instead of destroying the entire fucking country and half the World, we could have just released the Epstein Files in full and put everyone who raped kids in prison.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

People need to understand just how much Joe Biden has harmed this country in the last two years.

[Joan_Jetta @ClaireCarter_10]

Kash Patel is fucking the dogs.

Lauren Boebert is eating the cats.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

😬

[lazymusician @bluegrassmacs]

@Eric_TrumpRv By your gums maybe.

[Dread_Pirate_Roberts @RasslinIsFun]

I had no idea Kash Patel was at the Coldplay concert!

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Since Trump Took Office:

Gas +39%
Diesel +69%
Utilities +15%
Jet fuel +100%
Health care +13%
Ground beef +25%

Elon Wealth: +122%
Wall Street Profits +22%
CEO Pay: +14%
Real Wages: +.5%

Trump Wealth: Doubled.
Trump Cabinet: 8 members worth $100M+

Do you fucking get it yet?